Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
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rocketgurl 15
Your sister has some serious issues. Hope things work out okay OP.
cutycat136 28
Next time she decides to pick up the gun, start recording and show it to your parents next time she tries to pull something like that so you have proof she knows how to use it.
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Comments (126)
p36288 17
How about check the fingerprint on the gun and trigger... oh no she might learn to wear latex gloves next time...
ImTheAlpha 30
Gloves still leave prints, whether a brand name imprint, pores on leather, weave of fabric, etc. Especially the super thin latex gloves that cling to your hand and let every detail show.
Akoni 18
....Megan!
amileah13 26
Keep your sister away from your dog, like seriously. Something's up with her head and it ain't right.
PennyLane27 32
For real!! Stuff like that's a precursor to more serious stuff later on.
clitoria 15
Abuse of animals at a young age leads to psychotic thoughts....! What I'm saying is that little brat needs help and don't listen to your parents because obviously they don't care to listen to you.
christge1beast 17
Is the dog at least ok? And does your sister have a history of doing shit like this?
zachclark1998 2
Megan. From drake and josh ^^^^
MSCCG 16
How can you be sure that's what happened if you need psychiatric help?
russfml 31
It's a known fact that at a young age psychopaths start with hurting animals and if they don't get help it can lead to harm/killing humans
otecasacid 22
Poor puppy. Seriously next time she does it video it on your phone. And that's if the dog doesn't remember and attacks her
JavaSam123 15
This angers me. I hope everything works out for you OP.
elsjee 15
poor dog :(