Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
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rocketgurl 15
Your sister has some serious issues. Hope things work out okay OP.
cutycat136 28
Next time she decides to pick up the gun, start recording and show it to your parents next time she tries to pull something like that so you have proof she knows how to use it.
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Comments (126)
derpywaffles25 14
Your little shit sister is going to eventually realize that being a pathological liar will get her bad places in life, especially when your parents eventually catch her in the act. I hope you and your parents can work things out, OP. Best of luck!
ishchandan 14
she sounds like Megan from Drake and Josh
mattbaker 17
my cousin does that all the time. bitches.
TigrexTeeth 16
******* bitch.
RMP15 8
Your sister sounds like a sociopath. If anyone needs professional help, it's her
reaxion 25
Wait until she's sleeping and shoot her in the arse with the airsoft gun?
The_Skittish_One 27
That is disgusting and awful and makes me really angry. Not only is she a sociopathic little monster but she's throwing you under the bus! OP, I hope that you can convince your parents of the truth. Somehow I doubt this will be an isolated incident so perhaps you can prove your case. Poor dog :(
TheDoctor10 28
Since this is related to both bbwarz and dogs I figured I will comment For future reference, keep the power source(be it batteries, gas, HPA, etc.) and ammo separate from your gun. Also, get the hell out of there as soon as you can, and bring the dog with you.
megansheeran 21
She sounds like Megan from the show Drake and Josh
AmayaR 12
I know how you feel, I have a little brother who is the world champ I. The "innocent" game