Today, I’m living out of a suitcase this week, so that my ex-boyfriend, who moved across the country and was going to stay with me for a little while, can quarantine in my house with his girlfriend, who I requested wasn’t in my house in the first place. They didn’t ask, just decided while I wasn’t home that it was okay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I spent a weekend at my boyfriend’s house, I came home to find the locks changed. My parents decided to change them because they “don’t need me slutting around under their roof.” My boyfriend lives 4 hours away and I have nothing but an overnight bag. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 7 years has been communicating extensively with his ex, who lives out of state, for over 6 months. She booked flights and a hotel nearby in a month and invited him. He didn't say no. FML
Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s soon to be ex-wife was supposed to go on a trip with her sister, so I came over for the weekend while she was gone. She came home saying she’s not going anymore because her sister cancelled. I had to wait inside a hot closet for 4 hours hungry as fuck until I could escape when she was showering. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I was diagnosed with Covid. I've been living with my ex for 8 months. They started dating again, and their new partner broke up with them and gave them Covid, then my ex gave it to me. I was supposed to move out, and now I have to delay it further. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't be a doormat. Kick them out and make them live out of a suitcase. He's your ex, and he invited his current girlfriend over against your wishes. They have no right to take over your place, even if he is infected.
Dumbum123 19
Why allow yourself to be, essentially, kicked out of your own house? I agree with BurninDemonFire, tell them to jog on and if they refuse, call the police.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't be a doormat. Kick them out and make them live out of a suitcase. He's your ex, and he invited his current girlfriend over against your wishes. They have no right to take over your place, even if he is infected.
Dumbum123 19
Why allow yourself to be, essentially, kicked out of your own house? I agree with BurninDemonFire, tell them to jog on and if they refuse, call the police.
RichardPencil 32
This is an example of Canadian politeness that is as extreme as Russian barbarism.
D J's MOM 17
his girlfriend DOES NOT get to dictate shit. hell no! it's your house and only he was supposed to be there. get your house back and tell her 'don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out'.
Hangryko 32
Trespass them and call the police. If the broke and entered, report that too.
kitten79TX 5
Um ever heard of ordering them to leave and calling the cops if they refused?
HayNow 11
You're kidding right?.....