Today, my sister asked me to help her set up for my niece's birthday party. Being the lazy person that I am, I got my niece to blow up the non-helium balloons. Apparently she's allergic to latex and I'll be the one paying for the hospital bill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, I agreed to help out with my boyfriend's sister's baby shower. They forgot to inform me that "helping" meant splitting the cost of everything. I now owe his family $275. I don't know how to back out without looking cheap. FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
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AndelleRae 9
I voted YDI, but I think I may have been a bit hasty. Who's to say that the allergy was well known? I mean, I know parents today, and if their child is allergic to something, they don't keep it in the house. I think if they knew she was allergic to latex the wouldn't get latex non-helium balloons. If they knew about it and still got them, they should be the ones paying the hospital bill, because it's their own damn fault there were latex balloons in the first place. Chances are they didn't know, and what a way to find you. At least she's okay, right?
allsmiles 0
Allergic to latex? Poor girl.... ;)
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Comments (166)
Kristofer 0
Don't you love karma?
Flounder 2
Why is this "lazy"? This is just being efficient by enlisting capable (or so you thought) help. People need to chill the **** out and stop being so god damn judgmental.
thumb_biter 0
if you want sympathy on this site, don't call yourself lazy.
aguywithapanda 10
your a dick!
StanVanGundy 0
Omg. Making her lift a finger on her birthday? Now she'll never turn into one of the self-centered *itches on the Super Sweet Sixteen shows. You've effectively ruined her chance for future infamy.
JFox 8
StanVanGundy, will you marry me ?
SneakyCat 0
How the $!%@ did the girl not know about HER own allergy and Agree to this? I mean it CAN'T be the first time she EVER had touched latex.
YDIbrah 0
That sucks she had to go to the hospital. I'm allergic to latex and after blowing up balloons just had a rash around my mouth.
Maxbigwood 0
LOLAMERICANHEALTHCARESYSTEM
xxxBEASTxxx 0
wow you lazy bum YDI