Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I was chilling at home when my roomie cruised in with a baddie on his arm. She turned out to be a total ho and started trying to get in my pants while he was sitting RIGHT THERE. I did everything I could to shake her off and in the end I just asked her to leave. Fuck, I feel bad for him. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
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ladyLALAA 29
At least they asked, I guess.
cacheson 42
You should throw them out the window.
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Comments (46)
ilovemychem 22
Could end up being your next best friend
Teyros 24
They broke in? Those bastards.. Atleast he wasn't violent after the fact..
r0se_bud 7
sounds like they just wanted some company OP. at least they didnt try and do anything with you. you should take it as a compliment.
betweenwinds 18
Breaking in and forcing company on someone who's clearly uncomfortable really isn't all that complimentary.
sweetpotato301 7
Ah yes, I love it when a drunken stranger barges into my room and invites themselves into my bed -.- it isn't a compliment, it's creepy
daengh 15
You probably think catcalling is a "compliment", too.
r0se_bud 7
i dont think catcalling is a compliment thank you very much, its pretty ******* rude actually. and clearly op didnt have THAT much of an issue because they let said stranger just "go ahead and do it" because if it was that serious they would of kicked them the **** out of their bed and their room and most likely their house but obviously they were looking for some attention as well because they allowed them to continue. unless at their age theyre still too much of a pushover to allow someone to invade their personal space like that which in that case is their own damn fault so i believe in my opinion op forgot to add the fact that they just wanted something to post on fml because it wasnt that big of a deal and they liked having the company anyway so all three of you can go **** yourselves.
COSaikou 7
maybe he just felt sick and missed laying to someone. .I did that to my frat bro during rush once while high...even though it was just a really strong cigarette...I couldn't sit up.
PackardBell_fml 19
If it was the opposite gender at least you were okay with it lmao
Kitouran 30
Obviously OP wasn't okay with it, and you don't know their sexual orientation.
Cathrin 26
Reminds me when I was staying at the house of a friend of my uncle because we'd lost power for a couple of weeks due to a major storm. The friend's daughter was having a party outside as I was trying to sleep on her couch, and all of a sudden I was rudely awoken by a boy in nothing but swim trunks asking if it was OK to crash on the floor next to me. I told him I'd consider it if he told the others to shut up. Don't recall the outcome.
claudiajean 24
I once had friends round and one of them had brought a plus one. I was comfortable enough to leave them to it whilst I went to bed. I then woke up with said plus one in my bed. Not cool.
trucker2 33
Did you inform him you already had a bed partner name Smith and Wesson
sempisaviour 17
Your life doesn't "suck" just because you were inconvenienced by some stranger deciding to lay next to you. If anything you should be happy, at least SOMEONE likes you.
ssnow_fml 20
At least you got some free cuddles out of it.