Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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Top comments
bacon_lover100 11
You don't have to tolerate that shit, just talk to your roommate about.
Morqan_Freeman 14
Tell your roomate that decisions that involve your place shouldn't be made without you. Even if this person staying there is nice and all, a little respect goes a long way.
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Comments (82)
holymackeral 12
First!
leonchen7498 12
Why would people comment saying first if they know theyre going to get downvoted anyways?
leroyjenkins006 10
Then the land lord came and said her roommate left...40 YEARS AGO DUN DUN DUUN
Nilorak 24
What?
BellaBear90 27
No he didn't #2
Queen_bee1234 21
#19 I think he's trying to imply that the lady in question is a ghost who died in the apartment 40 years ago. I could be wrong though.
WD_Stevens 22
That is what he was implying. He got something wrong and it ended up very confusing. Close to a good comment though
eatsleephoop 3
what
Black_Knight80 13
Well OP now you guys can be friends I hope.
GodPart2 20
Or you can be lovers... another good **** plot...
REALAfroninga 11
I heard the plumbing needs fixed. *cue cheesy porno music*
J3R3MYY 14
Was she at least hot?
EphMi 5
you roommate arranged for a woman to be in your room, what more do you want?
AlexRen 21
*Cues 70's porno music*
poulkrebs 20
He got you something. How nice of him :-)
pdp_fml 21
Could you sleep in the same bed at least?
telli164 30
Top n tail?
akballerchicity 11
Dat profile pic doee
ckerane 16
the more the better
bacon_lover100 11
You don't have to tolerate that shit, just talk to your roommate about.
bacon_lover100 11
It*
Llama_Face89 34
I want to like your comment but I can't in good conscience change it from 69...
bacon_lover100 11
Say what?
xSphinx 18
how are people down voting this? no sense of humor these days..
Morqan_Freeman 14
Tell your roomate that decisions that involve your place shouldn't be made without you. Even if this person staying there is nice and all, a little respect goes a long way.
canupls 6
I couldn't help but read this in Morgan Freeman's voice lol
smokecloud_ 37
I think everyone reads his comments in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Weird_situations 13
Who else read the comment in a Morgan Freeman voice?
toaster123 11
as pointed earlier... it's thought to be everyone
MAD01502 20
I'd find another roommate
False_Stupidity 42
This strange woman might make a good candidate
Michael903 18
Put a sign on your door, "Ass or grass, nobody sleeps in here for free." Your problem will be solved one way or another.
DemonWilliams 5
This way is funny and useful,lol