Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, it's my roommate's birthday. His friends were planning on a surprise birthday cake at midnight last night, and one of them told me about it, hoping to split the expense between us, which I was totally cool with. But I fell asleep before midnight and they didn't even bother to wake me up. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Was it for you?
crazyindynathan 13
At least you won't oversleep...
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Comments (12)
cuz803 46
Was it for you?
crazyindynathan 13
At least you won't oversleep...
Marjo86 29
So, open your mouth and do something about it?
MikuandKaito 24
Ahh, the ol' inconsiderate roommate. I feel for you.
RichardPencil 32
How nice of them to celebrate your studiousness! Most achievements go unnoticed.
cootiequeen4444 11
who the **** would even show up to a party, no matter big or mini, at 7am? If asked I'd be like "wtf? hell no, bitch, I'll be sleepin'"
maritime1992 5
You should put a candy bar in her gas tank.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I mean, it is your room so try to tell them to leave because you want to sleep or say you got a headache, that one always causes them to back off.
berniro 14
Who parties at 7am?
RichardPencil 32
Winners!
countrydad1116 2
So it was you and two girls? In your room alone that could turn out to be a hello fun party!!!