Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, the room I am renting from an old lady is stuffed with porcelain figures, etc. I carefully put them into the drawers to create some space for the books I need for college. While I was gone, she used her key and put all the porcelain figures back on the shelves. FML
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Top comments
Weetart 8
Take it all back and let her know you were the one who bought it. If she wants proof she her your receipts.
Fruit_Dealer 9
And you're not saying anything about it? You realize she can't take your property, its te equivalent of theft.
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Comments (62)
LakersFanatiC 3
Wow man up and take your stuff back OP!?
Xero3g 5
Stabby stabby?
DocBastard 40
It'll be fine. Just buy more stuff to replace the stuff that you bought that she is now stealing so she can steal that too.
ItsTheKing 10
But what if she steals the stuff from the place that sells stuff before op can buy the stuff. that way she can say she won't be stealing stuff from op's stuff?
coltsrock37 15
No.
Talia_91 13
Yes
hairguitarhero 5
Maybe
arrowshockey18 2
Every time I read you profile DocBastard I laugh. "...or I just hate your ******* face." Haha so great!
mistersheezy 7
Why would you put all your stuff out before your roommate left?
outbackbyrd 7
Maybe she deserves a "THIS IS SPARTA KICK" to the chest causing her to roll down some stairs to correct her sudden amnesia. 'Cause obviously this trick has forgotten how things work in that household.
perdix 31
So when you said, "Mi casa, su casa," you didn't mean it literally, did you?
hannahcorrine 0
Just talk it over op
cookiemonsterr91 4
soo...get your shit back then before she runs off with it.
randa92 3
Get it back then
rexgar2000 10
to afraid to say something there OP?