Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML
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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
did any of the stuff she pack belong to you? did you pay for it?.... if not, that's her right. roommate or not, you were just enjoying her things.
QueenSaru 28
If she's packed stuff that's yours and not just hers and she's going to be gone... then just unpack whatever you need while she's gone. It's not like she'll be there to stop you.
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Comments (16)
RichardPencil 32
Even your clothes and your toothbrush?
Moerighan 23
I highly doubt all that stuff is hers. Put your foot down and put your name on the boxes that are yours.
Glowworm56 27
Sounds like she almost literally took everything but the kitchen sink.
RichardPencil 32
If you read it literally, she did take the kitchen sink!
QueenSaru 28
If she's packed stuff that's yours and not just hers and she's going to be gone... then just unpack whatever you need while she's gone. It's not like she'll be there to stop you.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
did any of the stuff she pack belong to you? did you pay for it?.... if not, that's her right. roommate or not, you were just enjoying her things.
klaw14 4
If she hasn't left for her trip yet, find her suitcase. Replace all contents with a dishtowel and skillet.
Regulate 21
Never liked those curtains anyway.
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
She's being paid by the peeping-tom across the street! Did she pack your bath-robe too by any chance?
thatslifeiguess7 16
It's may why are you two packing now? um aren't you going to need those things till August.
T1A2Z3 35
She's going away FOR THE SUMMER
jessicasoho 13
I'm glad I live alone. I get to decorate how I want and I know for a fact I own everything.