Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, the room I am renting from an old lady is stuffed with porcelain figures, etc. I carefully put them into the drawers to create some space for the books I need for college. While I was gone, she used her key and put all the porcelain figures back on the shelves. FML
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Top comments
Weetart 8
Take it all back and let her know you were the one who bought it. If she wants proof she her your receipts.
Fruit_Dealer 9
And you're not saying anything about it? You realize she can't take your property, its te equivalent of theft.
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Comments (62)
Enslaved 38
I'd keep a close eye out for the other things of yours she plans on jacking.
structuredchaoz 4
How about try wiping your butt with a buncha the new stuff you bought. Make her pay for it.
lollipop77_fml 6
Bloody room-mates! Don't be the doormat and let her walk all over you - be the door that's gonna slam her arse as she walks out! Get your stuff back!!!!
winnn_fml 0
I happened with me once when I moved my office I basically grabbed everything without noticing so I ended up having to return a lot of stuff to my colleagues
sweetheartxoxo88 7
I don't understand. Why would you let he walk out with your things?
charlotte100 2
This makes no sense. If u bought new things to replace the stuff she already packed away then why would she go and pack again by taking the new stuff u just replaced. How many times is this bitch going to pack?
IsBitchBetter 1
Oh **** no!! Grow a spine and take your shit back!
varkey 7
Wow, well did you take it back? FYL
ItsApril 0
Just take the stuff back, not that difficult.
detriotsprtsfan 6
wow sucks fr you