Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
I'm not sad. Or am I?
Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML
Fast response
Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML
Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML
Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML
Gotcha good
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Zapped
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML
Top comments
flockz 20
dumbass nice job spraying yourself.
karmennn 0
that was stupid. ydi for spraying yourself with pepper spray...expired or not
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Comments (302)
BubblesandSushi 0
Why didn't you just spray it on something else. Haha
rwq891 4
Hey dumbass, do you do parties. I have to book you for my next party. I have a list of stuff you can do.
DReamBig24 0
kind of not a smart move...
DerpyHooves 0
Keyword: expired She didn't say it was empty and/or broken. YDI for being an idiot :D
Enigmax2514 7
oh look! OP actually feels embarrassed at him/herself and thumb downed our comments! that explains all the -1 lol
Chrispayne 4
What a rere. Too bad it wasnt expired bullets. Rid the world of a dumba$$
ohmandapants 17
the real FML here is that you are too stupid to function in society and you should be kept away from all people and things. Please do not breed.
dez63 9
complete dumbass
AmandaIsMyName 0
dumbass ha
porterc16 0
WHY THE **** WOULD YOU DO THAT ANYWAY DUMBASS