roommateprobssss:(
United States
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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tiredofthis
Jefferson City, United States
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
IMAWAKE
Romulus, United States
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Anonymous
Bergen, Norway
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
regrettably well rested
Clearfield, United States
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
doh
United Kingdom
Morning routine
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
leez
United States
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
fckdorms
Columbia, United States
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
2285morgan
United States
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Annoyed
United States
SHUT UP!
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
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ifuckmonsters 5
Why didn't you wake him up yourself?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You should've poured ice water on him. Cliché, but effective.
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saderboi41 10
That's over two hours of snoozing (approx. 126 minutes). Apparently he's got enough energy to hit the snooze button, but not enough to hit the off switch. That's pitiful.
Enslaved 38
It amazes me how quickly I'm able to fall back asleep between the snooze alarms (9 minutes). Three times is my routine of hitting the button. But 14 times? Wow that's over 2 hours of interrupted sleep! Kick his ass!
BananerzFresh 12
That alarm clock would mysteriously end up broken.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You snooze you lose!
crazytwinsmom 25
Lots of creative ideas here, thanks! I've been dealing with this type of thing for almost 20 years with my husband. And they wonder why they are stressed too, interrupted sleep is bad for everyone.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol this sounds like something I'd do and I'm a deep sleeper. Anyways just get a bucket of cold water and pour it on him.
pikmini 4
I had a room mate who once hit snooze 23 consecutive times one morning/afternoon.
SophieTheSnail 4
How did OP deserve this? Omg people annoy me
knoxxx 22
Try to communicate with your roommate, OP, he may just be oblivious to the fact that this is really bothering you (as ridiculous as that seems to those of with common courtesy, it's very possible and sadly common). The more you keep issues to yourself, the more you'll resent each other. Retaliation will just keep building up and you'll both start to intentionally piss each other off. When you bring it up, ask him if he has anything he wants to bring up that's been annoying him, so he doesn't feel like you're just accusing him of being a bad roommate. And I realize talking to people isn't always easy or something you want to do, and often their behavior won't change, but at least you'll both be aware of how your actions affect each other.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
It's only an alarm clock, not a crack addiction. Do people really need this much counseling to tell someone to shut up?
knoxxx 22
Clearly, since he let his roommate hit his snooze alarm 14 times without saying anything and probably still hasn't said anything.
loserman67 36
Who has time to count how many times someone presses the snooze button? Do you have a little OCD problem there or are you just obsessed by your roommate's every movement?
Needafarm 22
When you are being awakened over and over again to an alarm, you start counting the number of times it goes off.