roommateprobssss:(
United States
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
tiredofthis
Jefferson City, United States
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
IMAWAKE
Romulus, United States
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Anonymous
Bergen, Norway
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
regrettably well rested
Clearfield, United States
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
doh
United Kingdom
Morning routine
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
leez
United States
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
fckdorms
Columbia, United States
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
2285morgan
United States
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Annoyed
United States
SHUT UP!
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
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ifuckmonsters 5
Why didn't you wake him up yourself?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You should've poured ice water on him. Cliché, but effective.
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carminecris89 13
I did that once though I think it was more like 8 times. My roommate gave me the silent treatment for a week.
ATEEN_fml 3
You shoulda broken it into pieces ..
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Ok if it annoys you that much then I won't do it again. Jeesh!
takeitandrun 13
I'll admit, I'm actually worse than that. My alarms(multiple) can go off for 2 or more hours straight, never even waking up enough to hit the snooze, before I'll wake up. I even has an alarm that flashes bright enough to light up the entire room and shakes my pillow. That is why I'll never be able to have a roommate or live in an apartment - someone would want to murder me pretty quick. Sorry your roommate is inconsiderate but why didn't you just wake him up once you noticed?
hateevryone 15
You should've woke him up after the third time.
CCSA 12
--Edited. Accidental post--
alex4789 8
sounds like me and my husband only instead of one alarm we have 3
fordneagles 34
My old roommate used to do this. I begged, threatened and even bribed him once, no avail. You know what worked? Putting a mouse trap on the snooze button :D it never happened again.
slapsface 10
And why didn't you wake up???
jayrj22 4
Have done that!!