roommateprobssss:(
United States
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
tiredofthis
Jefferson City, United States
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
IMAWAKE
Romulus, United States
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Anonymous
Bergen, Norway
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
regrettably well rested
Clearfield, United States
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
doh
United Kingdom
Morning routine
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
leez
United States
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
fckdorms
Columbia, United States
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
2285morgan
United States
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Annoyed
United States
SHUT UP!
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
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ifuckmonsters 5
Why didn't you wake him up yourself?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You should've poured ice water on him. Cliché, but effective.
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HotaruGunso 19
That reminds me of my own roommate. In her defense, she might just be simply forgetting to turn it off, but our classes have been over for several days now and she still has it set to go off at 8 (and I've even asked her to remember to turn it off). If she needed get up for whatever reason, then fine, but after turning it off, she just goes back to sleep (and sometimes she accidentally presses the snooze instead of turning it completely off).
coop7291 3
my boyfriend does this every morning. except his alarm goes off every 2 minutes and has to do a series of math problems in order to turn it off. fml :
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Scream fire and il leaving you asss here
danial1214 21
The next morning get up and punch him every time he presses the snooze button
UltimateGIRness 16
Marbles+freezer=instant wake up call. Try it next time OP
kobelstone23 13
Well it is 14 days til Christmas. {on the 14th day of Christmas my roommate gave to me, 14 alarm clocks a' snoozing}
graced91 10
It's December 13. I think you mean 15 days.
maddygirl820 10
Leave him to be late for whatever his alarm keeps going off for!
superrocket19 17
just break it maybe? Next time beat the shit out of him or make him stop it
Idiotsspoutcrap 6
Walk over and piss on him/ her next time. That ought to wake them up
Eiregal2 10
I think I can beat this! My mother, god love her, is stone deaf without putting her hearing aids in. In the mornings she lets her alarm ring forever and when she does wake yells out to get me up. She never hears the ten times I scream back and I have to go to get room and get her aid for her. It always ends with her saying " didn't you hear me calling you? "