roommateprobssss:(
United States
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
tiredofthis
Jefferson City, United States
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
IMAWAKE
Romulus, United States
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Anonymous
Bergen, Norway
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
regrettably well rested
Clearfield, United States
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
doh
United Kingdom
Morning routine
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
leez
United States
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
fckdorms
Columbia, United States
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
2285morgan
United States
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Annoyed
United States
SHUT UP!
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
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ifuckmonsters 5
Why didn't you wake him up yourself?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You should've poured ice water on him. Cliché, but effective.
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CheeseHater 23
What is the FML here? Seriously, I don't see it.
goose12321 11
I assume the alarm also woke op up each time.
loserboii 11
Or just pull the alarm clock outlet out sneakily?
lavantant 3
Wtf kind of fml is this? ******* deal with it kid. Wake him/her up next time
doodlecloud 27
Did he actually press snooze 14 times or did he have 14 different alarms set? There's a difference. In any case, if it bothered you that much why did you let it go on for so long?
crammer1 6
As far as annoying goes, there's not much difference between hitting snooze 14 times or having 14 different alarms set that close together.
doodlecloud 27
There's a difference in motive. Knowing you find it hard to get up and preparing accordingly versus pure laziness. Of course they're both still annoying to a bystander and OPs roommate should still have talked to him beforehand if the former were the case but I would still prefer appreciating that there's a problem that needs to be talked about rather than just being annoyed cause the guy's a lazy prick.
ichliebekekse 11
I do hope you realize that you could've easily done something. This isn't a terrible thing.
RedPillSucks 33
Get your roommate the MIT Clocky alarm clock, and throw away his current clock.
AH1Zviper 15
In case no one knows what clocky is, it's an alarm clock with wheels that runs away from you. I have one. Funnest. Alarm clock. Ever.
mimiminx 23
Because. Surely. Being. Forced. To. Chase. Your. Alarm. Clock. In. The. Morning. Is. The. Funnest. Thing. Ever.
BlowinChronic 18
Why do you put a period after every word?
olpally 33
76- 73 was trying to make fun of 64's typing. Lol. I can't believe I have to explain this. Smh.
KiddNYC1O 22
73- That's pretty much the point. I like the flying one. You have to snooze it before it falls and breaks...
TallMist 32
#95 It may sound cool, but I'd prefer NOT buying something that has a high chance of breaking like that. I'd prefer an alarm clock in one piece.
upsidedownn 8
Troll him at night when he's trying to sleep by setting off your alarm in 5 minute intervals.
hewro_failure 11
If he is going to sleep an extra hour just set a new alarm ... 14 times is a little excessive and annoying
Warden1986 16
What you do is secretly at night, put on one of those shock devices ( like the one used on pen clickers). Thus when he/she goes to hit the "snooze" they will get shocked. That should wake them up. Note if it was a cellphone this wouldn't work... So hopefully it's not!
MKProcks 13
Same here, but in my story I am that roommate and my roommate counts my "snoozing". Once he broke my alarm clock when I was about to snooze, that day I woke up in time.