germophobe
Calgary, Canada
Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Anonymous
Today, while eating s'mores with my boyfriend's family, I misplaced my false tooth. With a team of flashlights and hurt pride, my expensive tooth was found. In dog shit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Roommate
Olympia, United States
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
busted
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
cami
United States
Smoking gun
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
leez
United States
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Top comments
BSnapZ 21
Ah, but the real concern here is this: if the roommate took the toothbrush camping, then maybe he was under the impression it was actually his own. In which case, the roommate could have been using OP's toothbrush for a long time...
wcc7777777 5
That's one of my fears, people using my toothbrush, I just can't stand that thought. Get a new one and no harm done.
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jazzy_123 20
its not that simple. What if OP and the roommate have been using the same one without knowing? uuggghhhh *chills*. The thought of someone using my toothbrush is horrendous to me and I've switched toothbrushes many times because I've suspected someone's used it.
schhichick 14
Chandler? Joey?
AFaye3964 17
Time for a new toothbrush
tashb 17
I agree with #1... New toothbrush and maybe keep it on your dresser or in a drawer? Maybe write your name on it with sharpie... Rewrite it if the ink comes off eventually. Regardless you should switch your tooth brush every couple of weeks. Lots of bacteria on tooth brushes.
Dabeli_fml 16
The toothbrush or the roommate?
worldclassrager 41
Well it seems that you would be using a different one as well...so just stick with that one
vikky538 29
leave the reappeared one and use the one you have now... and BTW..teach a good lesson to your roommate
dave20012 15
Payback time. Go away a few days take their underwear put back into laundry pile when you return. You won't use of course but if they ask agree you took then and if they say that's disgusting then explain taking your tooth brush is disgusting as well. But do tell truth you hadn't used then just took then to teach a lesson on hygiene and that not all sharing is good.
Jellysweetheart 23
I'm guessing it was electric...
greeneyedmonstr 1
I'm sorry, but how is this fml? This is really petty. Watch the news, people have real problems. It's not even amusing. Buy a new one, they're real cheap. Perhaps he thought it was his? So not that big a deal.