Today, my roommate blocked my phone number and won't speak to me. All because I mistakenly used her hand soap, thinking it was mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
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Top comments
WitEluded 13
I find the blocking the number part the funniest part... If you live together, blocking the number won't stop you from talking to them.
thatonetribute 31
...that is a slight overreaction.
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Comments (45)
beantownchivette 8
Unless your roommate has allergies and has to use special soap, sounds like some petty crap.
PotatoesAndCake 26
Imagine what she'd do if you used her shampoo!
homtravel 10
I know how some people are very uptight about personal hygiene. Well just get her a new piece !
BadKitty13 28
your roommate needs to grow up.
kbecks87 16
You should replace it.
Mooglefox 24
I wonder what would have happened if you used her toothbrush
monkeytater96 23
Sounds like something my roommate would do. Only two more months and I'm out of there!!
Born2Pizza 23
Did you violate the soap or something?
Rintarok5 29
If she has OCD or something similar, don't get too mad, she can't help it
Tomedn 16
Sounds like a slippery situation :L