Today, my roommate blocked my phone number and won't speak to me. All because I mistakenly used her hand soap, thinking it was mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
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Top comments
WitEluded 13
I find the blocking the number part the funniest part... If you live together, blocking the number won't stop you from talking to them.
thatonetribute 31
...that is a slight overreaction.
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Comments (45)
MrTattedup 0
I think you need to get better roommates cuz the one you have is psycho.
itscomplicated15 6
Time to find a new roomate, maybe?
swoopertrooper 1
If you want her to forgive you, try buying her the exact same soap or her preferred brand. She'll probably appreciate it.
SamanthaaNicolee 18
You need to get out of there ASAP
Tannasgh 22
Geez...does he/she OCD much?
9a_1z 12
I feel your pain. Once I had a housemate who threw a tantrum because I had the audacity to clean the bathroom and their wash-bag got slightly moved in the process. Luckily for both of us it was a short-term rent, but it's very frustrating living with someone who is so unused to living with other people.
dewboy444 17
Don't use her damn soap
Norvi 26
I can understand her reaction if you frequently think her stuff is yours. The hand soap could have been the last straw.
kaythanxbai 24
At least she had a completely rational response to the situation
Mirsen1727 12
The roommate seems to be a bit of a drama queen. Don't let it get to you to much. Laugh it off because she seems to be a brat and you, as an adult have adult things to worry about. You apologized you acted as an adult and that's all you can do. She blocked your number but, yet shared a roof with you? Just make sure she doesn't block her half of the rent. Good luck OP. :)