Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
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Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
Today, I was proud of myself for remembering my wallet, keys and phone before leaving for the airport. I got all the way to security before realizing I’d left my passport on the kitchen table, right next to the travel mug I also forgot to bring. FML
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
Today, I had to watch my husband and kids go off on our trip to Hawaii without me because I forgot my wallet at home and couldn't afford to take a later flight. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
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Top comments
PhoenixChick 26
Oh, so that's why he couldn't buy chocolate sauce and had to use the complimentary hotel toothpaste.
I can't stand leg puns! 23
Well, at least he's not a cheater like all the other fiancees on this site. Look on the bright side!
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Comments (16)
BurnInDemonFire 39
If he has valid I.D., he can get cash out at a branch of his bank, without a card.
hellphone_fml 37
Also i think if he didnt have any id there is a long way to get money out.
julfunky 29
Most people keep their valid form of ID in their wallet.
I can't stand leg puns! 23
Well, at least he's not a cheater like all the other fiancees on this site. Look on the bright side!
RichardPencil 32
The old “forgot the wallet” trick! He’s just trying to make you pay for your little getaway. Now, you should be the one with the reservations ... about marrying this tightwad.
PhoenixChick 26
Oh, so that's why he couldn't buy chocolate sauce and had to use the complimentary hotel toothpaste.
tounces7 28
I'm not even sure how this happens. Like you can feel it under your butt as you sit on it while you drive.
aruden 25
Not everyone carries a wallet in their back pocket, I personally always use a side pocket or a front pocket.
Lea Basler 9
maybe it would be possible to leave like a passport or drivers license or something very valuable with the hotel and then once they’re back home he could wire the money to them and they would send the valuable item back?
chosha_fml 27
People don’t drive with their passport and other ID would be in his wallet.
Nickay Grant 4
Well that’s unfortunate haha!
chris_lillo 15
Did he also happen to forget his World Cup ticket after traveling to Russia?
chosha_fml 27
Show them that you’re listed as his fiancée on Facebook just to prove it’s the same booking and then use your cards.
Davros 12
eh, just show them your account names after you open phone with face id or fingerprint.