Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
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Top comments
Silly_Lilly6969 23
So you're telling me I could snitch on people to pay my bills?
BrowniesJT 19
I have so much snitching to catch up on.
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Comments (100)
aeryn97 17
YDI. if weed is illegal...and they're broadcasting their illegal habits loud enough for others to know...YDI
johnlucas322 12
Weed is legal in Cali though
Leauge 13
State laws it's ok, but federal laws it's a no-no.
Jackimo98 24
It's legal for medical use, not recreational yet
Mynxie 26
My question is how did your ex know they had pot?
Sathane 21
They deserved it. Get caught with an illegal substance, go to jail. It doesn't matter what your personal feelings are regarding the validity of the law. How would your ex have found out? Obviously, some people just aren't smart enough to keep their illegal business on the down low.
revolvearoundme 15
Just like women who are raped and report it in some countries get stoned to death for committing adultery? It's the law so punish them? Tell them they deserve it too. People should be locked in cages, have their lives ruined, their stuff taken and be humiliated and demoralized for smoking a joint. Oh and lets throw in some mandatory sodomy for safety.
hacksaw246 24
Did you really compare rape to smoking weed?
EliGolsdworthy 7
How did she know this is the question?
smw83 21
******* snitches!
Yuso_Yagari 9
I mean WAS she smoking weed?
M3DO 24
I like how everyone is ignoring the fact that this is coming from California, everyone has weed here, it's not a big deal in this state as it is in other places. But you guys should've gotten a medical ID
zeffra13 31
Why are you still friends on Facebook if she's obsessed with you? That could be how she found out and reported them. Well, you're current girlfriend at least, she probably knew about your friends already, but your gf is clearly who she was after.
soullyfe 33
@54: Who said they're friends on Facebook? Anyone could have easily told him or her Facebook page could just simply be public, and either they looked or someone informed them about it.
bapbap_fml 15
Seems so odd to me that cops would waste their time on weed. It's decriminalized here, soon to be legal...when a cop caught me smoking weed once he just told me it would be more appropriate to do that at home. Then I said "Sorry, you're right" and put it out.
Shane557 12
Honestly #55, I think OP's girlfriend and friends were dealing. Only way I can fathom the cops being willing to transport someone for it, much less give out 1k for snitching. If that is the case they deserve it. If it is simple possession for personal use then screw their lives for sure.