Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
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Top comments
BShek 12
Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...
Beeboopbeep 9
Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.
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Comments (96)
airdude25 18
Sorry op, be glad she is gone!
yerawizardlizzy 27
Did you read the post at all? She's clearly not gone.
JustThatPerson 21
SHE READS FML!!! So yeah, she's not gone, n't even close to gone.
Ilayda_fml 12
N't? ?
VowelMovement 15
Pretty sure #1 meant that he should be glad that they aren't together anymore
BShek 12
Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...
GarfieldDaCat 5
it says he hasnt posted anything at all but still he should watch out.
GarfieldDaCat 5
ok whoops i misread and misunderstood that for one second
Danne696 14
Even if the post by some miracle wouldn't make her furious, I imagine OP's name wouldn't make her happy.
laden_swallow09 35
One eye open, and one finger on the trigger…
Beeboopbeep 9
Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.
emeraldarcher74 30
He was the one the posted about green beans in the microwave.
foxpug 24
We'll know for sure when bricks covered in green beans make their way through OP's windows after she sees this.
Brandi_Faith 34
"And in other news today, a man was found dead in his own home today. Green beans were strewn all over the body and apartment and a bowl was left sitting in the microwave."
Steve97 32
Geez imagine what she's gonna do after she reads this one
mystam4 17
Haha exactly what I was thinking!
Karau_fml 12
Why is this getting down voted?
musoboy 22
@46: Self-fulfilling prophecy?
Wizardo 34
You know its usually the ones that think voices are talking about them that are nuttier than squirrel dookie.
saucybugger101 33
If she reads this, you're gonna get more than a brick through your window..
dorothy675 15
Better expect another brick or phone call soon. Good luck OP.
HoboMeth 36
Watch out for any more incoming bricks
Dorminion 13
Your next fortune cookie: "Bricks in your future are inevitable." but why would you post this if you know she reads FML *facepalm*
Honest_Guy 10
Dear Psycho Ex, If you read this don't attack the guy. Calm down and Ignore it
mystam4 17
careful, you might end up with a brick thru your window too! She knows it's all about her. haha