Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Top comments
Ilovemysphynx 19
Well if she is going to break up with you over something so small and irrelevant, I'd say it's a good thing to rid of her now versus a year or two down the road. Sounds like she needs to grow up and trust you.
eksyneet 23
good riddance i say, if the fact that your phone died was the only reason. or maybe you're just an asshole. who knows.
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Comments (66)
Omniprism 15
Sounds like she saved you. If she's going to be so dramatic and compulsive about shit.
Sakuraashita 15
If it took a long time for OP to recharge his phone it is possible that his girlfriend just kept building it in her mind until she convinced herself it was a really big deal. I know people who do stuff like that.
False_Stupidity 42
I hope you sent her a text back explaining what had happened and thanking her for dumping you because you don't want to be with anyone so pathetic and shallow.
Karan0217 6
Dude just text her back saying that your phone died. If she's a good girlfriend then she will understand, if not then you can do better
limabeans101029 21
If she's immature enough to immediately break up with him over a text without bothering to ask about why he hung up and finding out if it was just a simple misunderstanding, he probably shouldn't bother texting her back anyway
Karan0217 6
True, OP's girlfriends a total bitch
thes7274473 19
Can't you talk to her about it?
DoubleDosexo 12
I would've texted you and said "what the ****? why'd you hang up on me? there better be a good reason."
ThePols 11
Seriously. How is this even an FML post. How did this get moderated. A bunch of twelve year olds broke up cause his phone died, oh ya, FML, his life is ruined.
ThePols 11
Seriously? My comment gets moderated because I questioned why this post made it through? What is this, a dictatorship? It's called having an opinion, Chief. Welcome to the real world.
i8cake 12
That escalated quickly!
messymessiah 11
Silly girl. She's too overly dramatic. Good riddance. Unless you're just an arsehole and this was a coincidence.