Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Top comments
Ilovemysphynx 19
Well if she is going to break up with you over something so small and irrelevant, I'd say it's a good thing to rid of her now versus a year or two down the road. Sounds like she needs to grow up and trust you.
eksyneet 23
good riddance i say, if the fact that your phone died was the only reason. or maybe you're just an asshole. who knows.
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Comments (66)
TheCitizens96 28
Sounds like you dodged a bullet, bro. Congrats!
thesinginguy 18
I legitimately thought that said "my girlfriend died while I was on the phone with her" and I freaked out for a sec.
alexowitz 8
If that's how easy it was to upset her and break up w/ you then you are to good for her. Move on to bigger and better things
DianaFrances411 13
To be honest, that's a stupid reason to break up. So your battery died, for gods sake isn't that possible? And so she breaks up with you. Yeah, thank god you're single. You don't need shallow, stupid and narrow minded people like her.
Parvati48 15
Wow, hope you explained to her why you 'hung up' and if you still are single afterwards consider it a blessing instead even though it may not seem like it right now. She isn't worth your time.
Pyrithium 8
And saying "My phone died" was too hard?
syed121417 22
The thing is when would he tell her? I think you misunderstood a bit. The phone died while he was talking to her and by the time he got a charger, she had already broke up with him.
Tsukiyomi 16
What a clingy stuck up bitch. Find someone who can understand how batteries operate
Elfkid21 19
you can SERIOUSLY do MMMMUUUUCCCCHHHH better, EEAASSIILLYYY!!!
TheAnon1313 28
Iyiyi us girls overreact.... Jesus, calm the **** down chika!
Jacoobie 30
Well that sucks