Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
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Top comments
Seegtease 0
How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.
mehungie2 3
That happens to me too, sadface :(
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Comments (257)
m1cc1 0
Hahaha awe.
Shell02 0
wow your life really sucks.
Roflmaaark 0
I agree with #1.
Skye_Child 0
Ikr....He must! Be lonely :(
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Seriously? This is what makes it past moderation these days?
cardboard 0
That happens to me occasionally, but I never thought it was worthy of sharing with the world...
meagh 0
rly? you must live a charmed life if this constitutes a fml.
mehungie2 3
That happens to me too, sadface :(
shortandloud 0
More of an "aw shucks" moment than an FML. But yea that does suck when that happens.
LadySylvan 0
That has been happening to me almost every night lately. I feel you. :)
monicamischief 0
i am really worried about you if you get excited over a text message. do you really lack a social life so badly that a text message is enough to get you excited; and when it turns out not to be a text message, you think your life is ******? really? : S
PureGold 0
My phone randomly lights up all the time and I think it's a text message, but it's not. This is truly not FML-worthy.
ZleveL 0
agreed
jdot01 0
Boooooo