Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML
Today, my parents made me wake up at 7 a.m., like every morning. When I woke up exhausted, my mom rolled her eyes and said, "It’s called going to bed earlier." I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. I fell asleep at 5 am. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
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majorbob10 0
Some parents you got there. FYL
asoptavlo14 6
No, because clearly the FML stated they were arguing at noon. Lol yes that late.
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Comments (155)
kcjo89 1
I'm sorry... But I did laugh.
theonlysweetpea 10
18 move out 17- get emanicpated
iloveryanhiga 4
15?
superangryandy 2
Ahh make up sex.
kenziem18 0
you should get a lick on your door, then they couldn't wake you up(:
mine2take 5
I wouldn't touch the door if someone licked it, good idea... But how would they know if OP licked it.
BoogersYummy 0
lol tell UR parents they need to grow up
monkekka 0
Same here "/
KickItHigh 32
Let me guess: before they woke you up - arguing. before they woke you up the second time - sex. Hmm...
FridayPasta 0
fyl,your parents suck op
kindlystfupls 0
Sounds like you need to move out as soon as you possibly are able to. Your parents are crazy.
iloveryanhiga 4
I won't even be able to get my license for another year, so looks like I'm stuck with them for now
arin2009 0
be a better kid for them so they can do it more