Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML
Today, my parents made me wake up at 7 a.m., like every morning. When I woke up exhausted, my mom rolled her eyes and said, "It’s called going to bed earlier." I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. I fell asleep at 5 am. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
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majorbob10 0
Some parents you got there. FYL
asoptavlo14 6
No, because clearly the FML stated they were arguing at noon. Lol yes that late.
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Comments (155)
ninjacutie 6
I feel ya! my parents do the same thing!
krissybear13 0
that same thing happened with my parents for awhile. but they eventually stopped thank god lol
AmeliaBadelia 0
Gross. You know they had angry sex and got back together...
sarahbaby49 2
Same! It sucks and after a while it take an emotional toll on you! I'm sorry I feel for ya!!
mandihbew 0
hm. well if my parents were like that, I couldn't wait until they actually got divorced.
laideehawk 6
Your parents sound like a couple of highly immature asses. Sorry op.
TehPurpleIce 5
I love Ryan Higa, too. xD Your parents obviously have some problems. Lmao, it seems ridiculous...
hopelessxdesign 5
sounds like a toxic relationship...it may be fun when you're young but when you have, not only your happiness, but the happiness of your child to think about, maybe it is time to re-think the relationship...
morganlee 7
Hang in there!
mssykryssy 0
Bwahaha FYL