jbthedude
United Kingdom
****** around, found out
Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML
stupid_airbag
Australia
Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Can you cut it out?
Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML
Anonymous
Hacienda Heights, United States
Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
thatgirl34
Australia
Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML
Ouch
Don't do this sort of shit
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
E or
United States
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today I learned…
Today, I found out that the little bumps on the child seats in the Wal-Mart shopping carts are spaced just enough that they can crack my brand new phone's screen past its screen protector in two places. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
....they don't look that comfortable, though....
jayalexander 7
better than hitting the steering wheel with your head...
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Rainbow_dumpster 28
Ouch.
xPianoKittyx 0
you look like a man
FlurffyPupQueen 7
Well sometimes all you gotta do is pretend it's a giant marshmallow, then when your looking forward to getting hit- CRASH! All that enjoyment over how soft it might be gets knocked outta ya and your unconscious and possibly ganna slip into a coma for bout some weeks. Please, enjoy your mallow while it lasts ;)
Weetart 8
Now you know.
imosim 0
And knowing is half the battle!
Weetart 8
That is true, the other half of the battle as you so put, is experiencing it firsthand. ;)
blakrhynes 0
retard
otb113 7
idiot.
raphanne_fml 33
Depends whitch ones ;)
palahniukpaul 6
All of them will hurt you in the end...
xxjheat14xx 0
You spelled WHICH wrong...
raphanne_fml 33
#73 I know ;) Read the previous FMLs, you will understand why!
eff5 0
they said airbags, not funbags
Bravo11 14
Previous FML says that he spelled it like witch*. Double Fail.
raphanne_fml 33
Instead of "which" so I mixed both... relax :D
ollie179 21
so you wanted a comfy pillow to fall into if you crash? I'd rather live than die because your airbag was uncomfortable.
icyfire617 10
Yeah, car crashes aren't supposed to be comfortable. -_-
mgsoloist 14
If car crashes were comfortable, my insurance would be through the roof.
fatraptorjesus13 9
actualy we did an experiment in physics and pillows worked quite a bit better than airbags but you can't compact a pillow in your dash or steering wheel
fudgeeocookies 10
That sounds painful.
starsfan_9 7
That's what your mom thought last night, but I was able to change her mind pretty quickly...
cameron194 9
an airbag comming at u at 300kmh is still gonna hurt like a son of a bitch lol.. it's like getting punched in the face by a boxer haha
Epsilonyx 15
....they don't look that comfortable, though....
Sweej 1
You kinda look like that guy from Live Free or Die Hard... He is Bruce Willis' sidekick in that movie, so to speak. I can't remember his damn name though.
kelsey_katie 17
I agree.... I hope that you're okay OP!
Bravo11 14
Justin Long! He's married to Drew Barrymore.
Sweej 1
That's it... Thanks Bravo, lol
Epsilonyx 15
:o well thanks! If it's ok that I take that as a compliment. :p
Bravo11 14
Haha Anytime!
Sweej 1
You could just as easily say the same thing as a pillow... When it comes out fast enough to get to you before you get to the windshield, it's going to hurt. Would you rather be dead? Didn't think so.
Sweej 1
About*
jayalexander 7
better than hitting the steering wheel with your head...
aliadnan708 6
Ouch sucks to be u
coffeeandcream 8
UGH! all my life I thought they were like a big soft pillow! :(
starsfan_9 7
a big soft pillow coming at you with the force to kill a child, of course. You're lucky that you're attractive because there are some spaces in your thought process
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Your hot
ukrage 1
as a pillow fight veteran I can tell you that a pillow can **** u up if it hits hard enough