Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Today, I learned that when I start University next month I will have to either pay $900 for an all-access semester-long parking pass, pay $200 for for a bus pass that takes an hour to get to campus, or pay $100 to park outside campus and walk 4 miles to and from class each day. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
Today, in addition to having to deal with chronic pain that keeps me from driving for more than 10 minutes, I now have to deal with my brother who thinks I'm not paying him enough for taking me to school 2 days a week, when he does the journeys for himself anyway. FML
Today, I got another parking ticket because I can't afford a parking pass for the school I attend. I now have over $700 in unpaid parking tickets. I have classes all day from Monday-Thursday. I work Friday-Sunday. They recently cut hours at work. Some days I can't afford to feed myself. My mom said, "Figure it out." FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, my parents promised to drive me to my grandma's house instead of me taking the bus.I was so excited that I could finally have a week away from my suffocating parents but my dad cancelled tonight, so I'm stuck and secretly crying because if they'd have let me take the bus, I'd be at my grandma's, AWAY FROM THEM. FML
Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
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whatevaaaa 0
wow your parents suck..poor you! :( and that sucks that you have to walk 18 miles everyday...in cold weather :( FYL
ahimsa7 0
1) It's snowing some places, so "winter weather" is not an unreasonable thing to say. 2) £60 is over 100 USD. Not necessarily that easy to come by, especially if... 3) OP may be a young kid with limited options. 4) Your parents totally suck. You could buy a pretty cheap bike and ride to school. And if you don't have the money, shovel snow (if there's snow) or do some silly jobs until you can afford a cheap solution.
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Comments (277)
IceCream53423 0
haha #69 you fail. how could it be uphill both ways? that's physically impossible.
la_vie_en_rose 0
Clearly his mom lives downhill from the school and his dad lives uphill... Either that or you're not familiar with the expression and don't understand #69 was being sarcastic.
IceCream53423 0
people are retarted. it cannot be uphill both ways unless the ground suddenly shifted while you're at school.
la_vie_en_rose 0
You're exactly right! Now if we could just get you to understand those postings were sarcastic we'll be all set.
Wlollpop 0
it's notimpossible 79, maybe he had a before school and after school house
coffeegal 0
That's like 90 bucks in US dollars, not very expensive...
opeious 0
But the bus pass is for £38 for students and £42 for adults... If u've been paying £60 well YDI anyway...
I_Call_Fake 0
Well Septa is on strike so it could always be worse...
mattdaddyryan56 0
This FML is bullshit. Nobody would walk 18 miles a day. Nobody. Not even George ******* Lopez. How about you smelly vaginas quit arguing over something that isn't even real. I hate Sarah Buckner. And Don't call me tonight.
spazz666 18
Ok it might just be because I'm American but plz can someone convert £ to $ for me?!? Idk what the conversion rate is... And honestly... WHY DONT THEY EACH PAY HALF?!?!?! damn not that hard to figure out...
Jaded_fml 0
currently it's about double. i know because i travel to london often, and it's expensive. so it would be about £120
lil_cig 0
Actually it's around 99 USD
lil_cig 0
^ I said "around" to make it sound like i'm making an intelligent guess, but really i used coinmill.com to convert the amount to USD :P
anniebananie 3
#97 - Ever heard of this cool little thing called Google? http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=60+pounds+to+USD
philadelphianus 0
It's character building!
LEPOfficer 0
Dayum, that's nothing. "Back in my day, I had to walk barefoot in the snow even in summer to school. It was FIFTEEN miles uphill both ways! And I didn't have a backpack, no! I had to carry all my books with my frostbitten hands!"