Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML
Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, and for the past week, I've been incredibly on edge because apparently my dad is kicking me out but I don't know when, and my mom has told me I'm not allowed to tell anyone. She then got mad at me because I did. FML
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lexex1 4
Child abuse much..
waswashere 0
Punish them by calling social services. That'll show 'em
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Comments (166)
ahti546 11
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Lol
Dontarrestme 0
Sound like you should punch them both in the God Damn Face!! >:|
yadisingh 5
Lol? More like "Your parents suck"
raphanne_fml 33
#14 You would punch your parents for this?
DjeePee 25
Parents who want to punish their kid just for fun deserve to be punched in the face.
raphanne_fml 33
I agree that they're assholes that need to be punished. I would call child services, but I wouldn't punch them. This way, they get in trouble, not OP.
Suchagoonnn 4
I feel bad for you Meg
StopDropNRoll 11
Punching parents in face = more punishment = advantage for that parent in bet = overall loss for you Sorry I'm in math class
Toowoo 3
What a waste of a first comment..
lexex1 4
Child abuse much..
MagicallyFat 12
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OP are your parents Voldemort and Bellatrix by any chance? Sorry to say OP but I fear that your parents may be… death eaters!
Bbhd05 0
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Well op, life is boring. Your parents are just trying to spice it up! :D
stephanieeDawnx 0
35. No, Harry potter is great. But that took it too far.
maxrmaxr 5
Harry potter is stupid. Don't bring that crap on here. No one cares.
howdmynosego 12
OP why not find out how the police can punish them
skyguy89 0
I'm fairly sure this post is a fake
Rob777 0
Child abuse, the 2 words you'll be hearing over and over for the next 5 years in jail.
nessaspissed 0
OP,I'd report them.
mylifepwnz 0
Wow. Police calling time?
rastafunk 0
YAY for Harry Potter! Dun forget about Narcissa.
DerangedKitten 6
What are you being punished for?
m0tl3ycru3 0
Breathing
HideouslyHuman 10
*Comes into room*Your still alive?I told you to stop breathing an hour ago!
bitchslapped22 14
As she said, her parents are doing it for a contest.
Miss_Michaela 10
If my parents were like that, I'd never misbehave again.
JEnglish89 1
She probably didn't do anything. Just for fun haha...
airforce987 20
Actually, I'd get into loads of trouble. I'm only going to be punished anyway...
the__usual 0
Kinky
WillTay 8
If my parents were like that, I'd call some kind of help line...
waswashere 0
Punish them by calling social services. That'll show 'em
iCake 13
I see the idea in calling the social services, but doesn't shed need proof?
LaLince 40
I agree
seximexi911 10
Are you Judge William Adams daughter?
RockstarRN 10
And a family judge at that!
KaelaKhaotic 5
I watched that video so many times, and I just cried more and more every time I watched it. No one, let alone any kid, should be treated like that. People like him should rot in hell for all eternity.
lovvetolaugh 0
120... You must one hormonal bitch.... I cried with laughter... It was as bad as it sounded at all.. He hit her with a belt not a club
Cinn_fml 23
It doesn't matter what he used, no one should treat their child that way, ever.
nmx2 2
156 - I'm not a usually a violent person. But I seriously hope someone regularly beats the shit out of you with a club. And I wonder how different the reaction would have been if, instead of his kid, the guy had been beating his wife with a belt. Think about it.
namhowell 6
Are you not 18 yet? Move out! Or call child services.
MexRomeo 0
hahaha
ikickgingers 15
Did I miss the punchline?
iam_yummylicious 12
YOUR FACE! *punches your face* Haha... okay, not really =c
icic6772 0
Barely?!
ugottaluvme 0
Huh!?
TheTerenity 9
145, your picture should be in a demotivational poster saying like a boss.
dmw25 0
Not cool, have a contest to see how much they actually love you lol
zuzupetalsYO 11
Why set yourself up for constant disapointment. Or is that just me!
ideasrule 13
Dude, that sounds like child abuse. You should report this to social services immediately, before it gets worse.
Tczero 0
This is not abuse. I wish my parents did this to me rather then what they do >.>
GCSA26 0
Dear Tczero, as a social worker I can safely tell you that this is indeed a form if child abuse. It is emotional abuse infringing into physical abuse and neglect. There are different extremes but no matter the extreme all forms of abuse are taken seriously by social services and not tolerated whatsoever. If you are implying that you are being abused which is why you are invalidating this members issue, I will tell you that you should not have to endure abuse and it should not be tolerated. I strongly recommend that you either talk to a school counsellor about this or report the abuse yourself. Do not suffer alone, there are people to help you