Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended a focus group. Since I've been unemployed for a month now I thought the $60 would come in handy. By the time I finished someone had broken into my car, stole my GPS and MP3 player. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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Top comments
kariface 0
Maybe now you can buy a new one to go with your new well-paying job.
angelbug 0
If it's vector or selling knives, your gps isnt your only problem
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Comments (89)
fmlbaby_fml 0
Thats what you get for being a door to door salesman and for leaving your GPS in your car. Smart.
youreanidiot 0
you NEED one? what do you think people did before they were commonplace? and that was BEFORE google maps and everything...
americayay 0
Agreed. You don't NEED a GPS. If nothing else, you can just mapquest your path for the day until learning your way around the city.
turdburgers 0
It's a lot easier just to use a gps. Mapquest is hardly reliable, and kind of dangerous if you have to keep looking down at a piece of paper instead of focusing on the road. If you have a gps to talk to you, you can keep your eyes on where you're going, plus if you make a wrong turn it'll recalculate the route automatically.
andyn 0
Use a ******* map you retard.
hudson155 0
ya um mapquest is ******. use google maps
WTFpancakes 0
but you should of took it down and hid it =/ but that does suck
kariface 0
Maybe now you can buy a new one to go with your new well-paying job.
Sirobin 0
Buy a new one?
kepasaurous 0
if it's a well paying job they should be able to replace it.
armyman56m 0
door to door salesman i see, it isnt Kirby by chance it it?
aroymart 0
wow that sucks... well your getting paid now, buy a cheap inexpensive one off ebay
angelbug 0
If it's vector or selling knives, your gps isnt your only problem
animejen1988 9
You took the words right out of my mouth. Well, fingers, technically. Either way, OP, I honestly hope it wasn't Vector.
ManBehindTheMan 0
Honestly, it might be a good thing if he lost the GPS...he'll end up losing the job and won't have to work for Vector. This may be a blessing in disguise, OP.
Ughsucks 0
I want to punch the OP in the stomach for thinking that commission based sales = "a well paying job" You're a pimple on society.
perdix 31
You need a map, you spoiled, little bitch! Do you think the world didn't operate until GPS came along? Learn to navigate, asswipe.
GDI 0
Although I wouldn't have put it so.... bluntly - amen bro. You act like GPS is God or somethin. I hope you're not one of those people who thinks "Hey, my GPS is telling me to make a right on these railroad tracks. I GUESS I SHOULD!!!" In which case, I would say - you absolutely deserve it. Spend 5 minutes typing the address into Google Maps, and problem solved....
Jotne 0
Hail perdix, god of delicious truth! They have this wonderful, analogue GPS system these days, called maps. Brilliant things, they operate without power, they're mobile and they follow standardized systems - no instruction manual to tackle, no software bugs, very easy to use. Sounds wonderful, right? Check it out!
lol_urlife_sucks 0
Since you're job is well paying, you shouldn't have a hard time buying a new one? Until then, suck it up... this is hardly even an FML.
LaidToRest48 9
Bitch plz, Your job*
wafflemonger 0
Ever seen Bicycle Thieves? You probably should.