Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Today, I learned that when I start University next month I will have to either pay $900 for an all-access semester-long parking pass, pay $200 for for a bus pass that takes an hour to get to campus, or pay $100 to park outside campus and walk 4 miles to and from class each day. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
Today, in addition to having to deal with chronic pain that keeps me from driving for more than 10 minutes, I now have to deal with my brother who thinks I'm not paying him enough for taking me to school 2 days a week, when he does the journeys for himself anyway. FML
Today, I got another parking ticket because I can't afford a parking pass for the school I attend. I now have over $700 in unpaid parking tickets. I have classes all day from Monday-Thursday. I work Friday-Sunday. They recently cut hours at work. Some days I can't afford to feed myself. My mom said, "Figure it out." FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, my parents promised to drive me to my grandma's house instead of me taking the bus.I was so excited that I could finally have a week away from my suffocating parents but my dad cancelled tonight, so I'm stuck and secretly crying because if they'd have let me take the bus, I'd be at my grandma's, AWAY FROM THEM. FML
Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
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whatevaaaa 0
wow your parents suck..poor you! :( and that sucks that you have to walk 18 miles everyday...in cold weather :( FYL
ahimsa7 0
1) It's snowing some places, so "winter weather" is not an unreasonable thing to say. 2) £60 is over 100 USD. Not necessarily that easy to come by, especially if... 3) OP may be a young kid with limited options. 4) Your parents totally suck. You could buy a pretty cheap bike and ride to school. And if you don't have the money, shovel snow (if there's snow) or do some silly jobs until you can afford a cheap solution.
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lovely_12 0
get a job you wuss....you live in the UK and its probably going to get to -5 at the worst. SUCK IT UP!!!! move to canada and live in this winter and then you'll know what its like to walk 9 miles in the freezing winter!!
XOfiestypixie 0
no, because in Canada, we walk 14.5 km, not 9 miles. =)
perdix 31
That's because Canada's huge and you guys are tough, eh? ;)
hazaaar 0
you don't if your local council thinks there is another school you could have gone to but didnt
Sindy_fml 4
well maybe the FML is that none of his parents give a shiz about the OP?
mae93 2
good call. these people are ******* cretins.
echarperouge 0
Get a job!
Shoopman 0
Pshh, my grandpa had to walk 26 miles in the Alaskan snow each day to school carrying a 35 pound backpack, and it was uphill both ways.
epicwinmaster 0
pay yourself you twat and stop complaining
pentameter 0
I gotta be honest... I get really tired of things like "It's 9 miles. Each way." NO DUH! I'd freaking hope that if you have to walk nine miles to get there, you'd have to walk nine miles to get home... otherwise, it would mean you had suddenly shifted location. -headdesk-
boatkicker 5
They meant nine miles both way, as opposed to nine miles total.
whatwasthatnoise 0
yea, they were just clarifying...cause otherwise it might of been asumed to be 9 miles in total..
hercules268 0
do you have enough money to buy a cheap bike?
iloveblackshirt6 0
builds character.
red_orchid 0
You have no idea how old the OP is - maybe they're not of legal age to work.