Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML
Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
simonsaysYDI 8
Shaking an iPod makes you breath heavily? Maybe you need to do some more cardio =P
itssosparkly 21
It would have been better if they'd walked in and seen you breathing heavily in bed while looking at Smurfs.
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Comments (130)
cyborgmexican 6
Papa smurfs potions!!!!
OttersIsAwesome 8
I have a workout plan for you. First start on the PC and exercise your hand until it is strong enough to play on the Wii. For your legs you must have to go up or down a flight of stairs for food, then back. After awhile you will be much stronger and be able to withstand more hand motions. By then you can go hardcore and play on the Xbox Kinect.
anothersuicide 0
Yes, except that the kinect doesn't require you to physically hold anything..
prettyinpink03 11
Sounds like you need another form of cardio if you're in bed and your iPod makes you breathe heavily. Yikes.
Mcmodder777_fml 3
Rule #1 : Cardio
anarchistpunk 3
Yeah dude, OP's going to be dead when the zombies take over. That's the real FML.
DontModMeDammit 10
Well it seems that he probably has a stockpile of twinkies, so he can always bribe someone to keep him safe.
XDSmilezXD 4
...Hahaha. Best comments I've seen on FML.
shawnaishere 14
I wonder how the conversation went and the look and your face
PoshLife_Cross 5
I know there's a blue in the face joke here somewhere(although your face gets red when embarassed). I just can't think of it, so if anyone wants to give it a go, please do.
missalkali 8
I'll make a black and blue mark on your face for that comment. how's that for a "blue in the face" joke?
ArsenalFan12 0
If you are winded from shaking an iPod you are seriously out of shape
shaddol3lade 7
Wtf is Smurf's Village
unknown_user5566 27
Obviously it's a game that can be played on the iPod. Once again I am severely disappointed in the lack of deduction skills on this site.
peachyFML 17
It's an app where you control a village of little blue people.
erikajoe11 3
I know what you're talking about. I found out that you can also swipe the screen until the potion is mixed. But sorry fer ya
destroyer69 0
It's ok you probably do that as well