Today, I told some coworkers I’m dating a new girl. One of my female coworkers then burst into tears. For the rest of the day, women in the office were giving me dirty looks like I broke the poor girl's heart. Um, I asked her out twice, then politely gave up when she rejected me twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker began flirting with the new guy at work and accepted a date with him. I’ve been trying to get with her for months and she'd told me, “Sorry, I don’t fraternize with colleagues.” I called her out on it and she told me, “OK, I’ll spell it out for you: I do fraternize with attractive colleagues.” FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML
Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, the girl I rejected caught me making out with this girl I like. I told her I was straight in order to avoid hurting her feelings instead of telling her I wasn’t attracted to her because she was obese. She loudly called me out for lying and burst into tears, and ran off making me look bad. FML
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Ubehage 32
Some women like to be chased. They choose to say no, and then they want you to fight for them. Her fault. She said no. Move on. FYL, She deserves it.
nkunzi 4
She’s just being a spoilt princess. Keep it moving
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Comments (8)
cuz803 46
I'm tempted to vote YDI because there's certiain things you don't disclose to people such as co-workers. Keep your personal business private. The workplace isn't a reality TV show.
Ubehage 32
Some women like to be chased. They choose to say no, and then they want you to fight for them. Her fault. She said no. Move on. FYL, She deserves it.
Nikki 17
Ah let not spread that narrative, it would be safer to always assume no means no, if the girls wants you to chase her she’s going about it the wrong way
Bogrbon 27
And if women actually play games because they like to be chased, that’s just a way of saying “I choose to deliberately communicate poorly to manipulate people, then get upset when they take my words at face value.” Say what you mean. Mean what you say. Dating changed when I got to the point where I didn’t give a f**k about chasing anyone and if they weren’t initially interested. It was “okay, thanks, no problem, next.” It allowed me to not waste time on women who were certainly not that interested in me, and focus on finding someone who was, and now I’m happily married to that woman.
Ubehage 32
I fully agree. Never chase a woman! I just said that some women want that chase. Sucks for them - they said no, it's over.
poopface82 25
YDI for trying to shit where you eat. Work is just for work, and your mental health will be best served if you keep it that way.
nkunzi 4
She’s just being a spoilt princess. Keep it moving
RichardPencil 32
She's sad because she likes rejecting you.
D J's MOM 17
she's playing a game that you don't know the rules to. then she's manipulating the other girls to play the victim. red flag. she's a drama queen. you dodged a bullet. STA.
Crowned Sataness 12
some women like to be chased. most of us highly appreciate someone like you that takes no for an answer. FAFO you don't want to mess around with coworkers anyway. what would happen at work if y'all broke up?
FluffythePink 23
Anyone who you aren't already going out with who plays the chase me, chase me game is at best an attention *****, at worst looking to cause you trouble. Best avoided like the clap.