Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, I tried to sneak into the kitchen for a midnight snack. I stubbed my toe so hard on a stool leg, I yelped then tried to keep as quiet as possible. My mom came running, thinking our cat and dog were fighting and hissing again. I hobbled back to bed, only to realize I didn't actually get any food. FML
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Top comments
Zelion 0
Fish are friends, not food.
ConnorBrown36 5
I don't see what's so embarrassing about getting food early in the morning...
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Comments (123)
DanielZVans 5
Take food before you go to sleep do then you wont look like a failure
skata 4
because who the hell wants to eat cucumbers at 2 am. 2 am is taco hour
RebekahBrooke 9
Marinus- lol. Boners- who would thumb you down?!?!? a-holes! and op, its not that embarrassing. just say you were getting snacks for the road.
V19Spartan 1
Good thing you didn't get confused and tell her the truth, that you were going to eat out your friend.
elephantom12 9
Giggity!!!
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lol...you know what's fun? Going to McDickz at 2am and ordering a large fries and Oreo mcflurry. ^^ The next morning I swear I gained 5 pounds xD
IndigoAcrylic 9
In your pants, bitch (; ! lol jk. McDickz is short for McDonalds.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I think you meant "MickeyD's" , not McDickz. Although..stick with the latter.
neongurl98 10
Just tell them! It's not gonna kill U!
tatayannmermen 3
What's so wrong with getting food Late at night? It's called The 4th Meal! -Taco Bell
EnEl_Infierno 15
Obviously 30- and whoever thumb u guys down still don't understand the meaning of innuendo, I thought 9- was pretty funny.
orangeduck 6
30 you don't get the joke....
Holy_ish 19
Does your moms cooking suck that bad