Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, I tried to sneak into the kitchen for a midnight snack. I stubbed my toe so hard on a stool leg, I yelped then tried to keep as quiet as possible. My mom came running, thinking our cat and dog were fighting and hissing again. I hobbled back to bed, only to realize I didn't actually get any food. FML
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Top comments
Zelion 0
Fish are friends, not food.
ConnorBrown36 5
I don't see what's so embarrassing about getting food early in the morning...
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Comments (123)
mgsoloist 14
Uh...I woulda taken the opposite approach to that situation honestly...
Letter0 0
That's why a lot of places are open 24/7, so you can go there late at night. You don't have to sneak out of the house to go see a girl/guy, that's too original xD
TheLetterZero 7
Way to steal my name. :/
nerdfighteria 7
47- I'm sorry, I know commenting about one's profile on an FML is a no-no, but I have to ask . . . Did you honestly write that it's a good thing killers exist because they add to the variety/balance of different people and personalities in this world? Da ****?
tj4234 36
by 'food' do you mean 'eat out a hooker'?
2112mike 4
Fatty
rcloca 10
Tacos!
je_suis_fml 11
Who needs a cucumber when you have a massager?! ;)
rcloca 10
No one ever replies or thumbs my comments. :-(
NurseVamp 7
hey, its all good. everyone wants a midnight snack at some point or another
nerdsgetmehot 23
Just because you don't sneak out doesn't mean that you're some sort of loser.
SuckItTrolls 7
oh boy 3 am! *takes out krabby patty*