cantunhear
Fishkill, United States
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sonofaneuroticwench
Rice Lake, United States
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
weddingbells
United States
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
sninapeters
United States
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
AnDroidZ_BabY
United States
Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
Username
United States
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
slenderman908
Ann Arbor, United States
Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
smh
United States
Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML
Sonofa
Cold Lake, Canada
Not now, guys
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
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baxeh 29
So.... Who is ?
RitRit 20
Always better than hearing them in bed!
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19990231 29
Tell them that you're better than both of them
Rozza17 29
And that is when you quickly catch the next rocket to Pluto, take a bottle of brain bleach, cry a lot and then die.
Lct1196 31
Actually, they've stopped manufacturing brain bleach after too many people used it as a shitty joke.
Exodiafinder687 58
*OP in an interview years later* "So I guess it was at that point that I decided to become a serial killer."
Econforthwin 15
I hope they weren't overly specific in supporting their argument. Could you imagine? Mom:"and another thing when it's time for doggie..."
patrickalamo 48
Video that YouTube gold moment and everyone there after. First you will be an internet God. Second they will watch what they do and say.
quickit 24
I hope that all OP's parents ups and downs are between the sheets.
DenverTyrrell 13
Hopefully they didn't go in to too much detail....
chocolatefrog28 29
At least there wasn't a video so they could argue over a play-by-play commentary, that's a bright spot. The only way that could get worse is to hear them fighting WHILE hearing them go at it.
flufee2 27
Im hoping they didn't get into sound effects
wanted_2_want 40
I'm pretty sure you'd wished they were talking about snoring and not their sex lives. (Sigh)