Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
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Top comments
hk_fml 9
I think she had every right to be selfish and upset that they suddenly ****** up her wedding with news about her father cheating on her mother. There's a place and a time for everything.
Kylias 6
@5 Because everybody pictures their wedding as follows: "And do you, Mr. Everyman take Mrs. Lady as your lawfully wedded--" "YOU STUPID CHEATING *****, GET OUT OF MY FACE!" "I NEVER REALLY LOVED YOU!"
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Comments (114)
me1221 0
man. that sucks. slap them both. fyl
BlueTwist89 0
Omg, FYL. I bet that day was ruined. Every anniversary is going to suck. That's the only thing you're going to be able to remember from that game.
suzzette_fml 0
oooooh that's harsh sux to b u. don't worry just get divorced, remarry and don't invite them. problem solved
fightingkittens 39
You're joking, right? I shouldn't have to ask.
TrackerBooGO17 0
yea man sorry that has to suck my inlaw are divorced and her dad is gay now fyl
Sekococo 0
watchmen Rorschach comes to mines when i read this story i dunno why? Well i bet you'll be happy with the fact that your daddy new mistress was the grooms mother all-along and your mother is now dating a guy 10 years younger that she met at the wedding who could also possibily relate to the the groom. see now you have a closer family. cheer up the honeymoon will make it all better :D
perdix 31
Now you have a glimpse of how your marriage is going to turn out. Be very generous with the sex and maybe you will avoid the same fate.
sarcdude 3
what sick individuals would bury this comment? >_>
Newbie21 1
wow how inconsiderate of them FYL
yakturk43 0
it's half an hour or an hour and a half. please correct grammer cause it makes the story completely different. I mean half hour isn't that bad but an hour and a half is
FranciscoB 0
What does it matter how long they were arguing? If they were arguing at her wedding it will still be sucky for her!
Batman4890 0
#39 I don't know where your from but over here half an hour is not wrong
sic_fml 6
The post says half an hour now, don't know what it said when you read it. And grammar is spelled with two a's and no e's. If you're going to act as the grammar police, you should at least be able to spell grammar.
meaghankrystine 15
"It's half an hour"... You do realize during your post you wrote half hour yourself. Grammar* nazi at it's worst. FYL!
Rico4Yu 0
did you get married eventually?
DutchCourage 0
Hm. You are from Virginia - why does that not surprise me?