Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Let 'em in
Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Fun for all the family
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Plot twist
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Who TF Did I (almost) Marry?
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Top comments
hk_fml 9
I think she had every right to be selfish and upset that they suddenly ****** up her wedding with news about her father cheating on her mother. There's a place and a time for everything.
Kylias 6
@5 Because everybody pictures their wedding as follows: "And do you, Mr. Everyman take Mrs. Lady as your lawfully wedded--" "YOU STUPID CHEATING *****, GET OUT OF MY FACE!" "I NEVER REALLY LOVED YOU!"
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Comments (114)
annalovescheese 0
WHY would anyone click on you deserved it? wtf
mickeyymouse 0
completely agree. no one deserves it EVER, let alone on your wedding day. if I were you OP I'd never speak to my dad again, and scream at my mum later about how she ruined my one special day :) I'd scream at my dad too before I never talked to him again though
SadinSherman 16
Mean people.
Fml867 0
I've heard, the worse the wedding, the better the marriage, if that helps in anyway.
kaiser_m 0
yea, I've heard the same. she's going to have an amazing marriage!
nija666 0
it's all your fault! lol. like in a divorce, somehow it always leads to the child being the reason for the divorce. I know my brother was, both of my parents agreed to that.
BetterThanUrGod 0
It was probably your fault and they said it was your borthers to make you feel better
eat_this_buddie 5
I'm sorry op. maybe in a few years you can laugh it off.
bazookajoey 27
Probably not
relyo 0
That sux. FYL.
schwinn11 0
Congradulations !!!!!!
theatregrl2 0
*congratulations
whataloadofbull 0
congratufuckinglations
doink 0
Is anyone else wondering why she is spending her honeymoon on FML?
zattele 3
@ doink,well maybe she is just taking a break from all the sex
catatonicsleep 17
they have to start with 'today', she might have written it once she got back from her honeymoon
Darkhumor 0
congratulations on your marriage, hope you have better luck than your parents
coolsteve 0
i eat cat poo
whataloadofbull 0
this troll is just too easy to feed..
iLIKEloling 0
YUM! share with me
imagleek 0
I agree with #21. And I'm sorry op, I'd definitely be pissed if my parents did that. Your wedding day is supposed to be all about you and your husband/wife, end of story.