Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
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hk_fml 9
I think she had every right to be selfish and upset that they suddenly ****** up her wedding with news about her father cheating on her mother. There's a place and a time for everything.
Kylias 6
@5 Because everybody pictures their wedding as follows: "And do you, Mr. Everyman take Mrs. Lady as your lawfully wedded--" "YOU STUPID CHEATING *****, GET OUT OF MY FACE!" "I NEVER REALLY LOVED YOU!"
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Comments (114)
thighsofglory 0
That is all kinds of awesome for the guests, though. Dinner and a show.
slyace 9
Ouch thats tough. Let them settle their problems and just focus on your wedding. Wishing you the best of luck with your new partner hun. FYL
chinCHILLaOUT 0
Ooh. Double FYL 1) Your parents are most likely going to get a divorce AND 2) Your wedding was ruined. FYL for sure.
Boddmon 0
I gotta be the one to do it... "half AN hour" not "half AND hour"
Sirin_fml 47
Fixed, and virgins have been sacrificed to the appropriate demons.
Boddmon 0
Nice
davidhasmorefun 0
today I was invited to a wedding by my boyfriend. he also invited his wife as well. fml
davek 36
Pfft. The punch-up is meant to happen after the wedding, at the reception when everyone has had plenty to drink.
polico_wolf 0
you didnt kick them out for half an hour?! wow
fnyunj 3
Awesome way for dad to get slapped with the consequences for his behavior. No more lying and hiding for him.
kelleyb323 0
who gets married on a monday?
Danzergirl1 0
Its a sign. Ur marriage is going to Hell.