ironyisabitch
Rohnert Park, United States
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
lehonX9
Hanover, Germany
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
hypercrite dad
United Kingdom
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Anger management
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
valarmorgoolies
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Binghamton, United States
Dope
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
Alyssa
United States
Stoner
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Anonymous
Deland, United States
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad grandma
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
say no to dick
Newcastle, Australia
Sneaky dad
Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML
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tony1891 22
should have smoked it. at least then it'd be worth getting grounded for.
xFluttershy 7
I tried smoking weed once when I was a little kid, then I found out that there were two kinds of "weed" and I had the wrong kind.
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Calyx_fml 22
Lucky you didn't find their bath salts and start eating tour fathers face.
Burnzeeh 1
lol ????
shrdlu 28
My question is, how did they know you found it?
docscientist 10
13, that's clearly not ironic.
docscientist 10
You should reconsider your usage of irony to describe your situation.
LeToaste 0
Last week my dad told me that he smokes weed. Awesome right? Just yesterday i got high with my stepdad. Life is great.
I_Punch_Babies 7
i can see how this all went down: OP: hey mom and dad is this yours? Mom: omg you found- Dad: WEED! son weed is not allowed in in this house! youre grounded! were just gonna take this weed away and put it in a safer place!
desertpunk75 11
Blackmail them.
mrmerino 0
You know what's illegal? Weed.
TheDrudgeChild 4
You know what wastes money? The drug war and D.A.R.E.
bioman250 10
You know what shouldn't be illegal? weed. You no what else shouldn't be illegal? Everything. "O my god you killed that man!" "So? there's no LAW saying a can't, so murder must be alright." "Why did you punch that four year old?" "Because I won't go to jail for it." You get the idea. making common sense into a law is making people dependent on the government. you no longer need to know right from wrong. Your parents won't teach you these things because the government will punish you for it.
sketchmaster7 0
Chill yet unfair lol