Today, my girlfriend tried to hook me up with a guy. It's the second time it happened since I met her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
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Top comments
Dat_Class_Tho 26
So... is she trying to instigate a threesome? Or is she under the impression that she's just your beard and she thinks she's helping you get out of the closet? Or she thinks you are bisexual and only views your relationship as casual (not at all exclusive)? Or are you just as confused as we are?
interesting33 37
Are you sure she is your girlfriend?
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Comments (41)
Shazzerzzz 9
This needs an explanation :P
interesting33 37
Are you sure she is your girlfriend?
JustKeeny 6
this is my question
CLOTHESPlN 17
Maybe shes doing it to be funny? I could see my girlfriend trying this
cj89898 24
#42 Are YOU sure she's your girlfriend?
Dat_Class_Tho 26
So... is she trying to instigate a threesome? Or is she under the impression that she's just your beard and she thinks she's helping you get out of the closet? Or she thinks you are bisexual and only views your relationship as casual (not at all exclusive)? Or are you just as confused as we are?
ThrottleJockey 36
E. All of the above. Final answer.
Alderez 3
I agree, likely one of your suggestions.
LyricaSilvan 30
Some girls refer to their female friends as girlfriends, so maybe that's a possibility, as well? Although, I can't see if the gender is identified in the FML because the app doesn't show those details, so if it actually says OP is male, I apologize and retract my suggestion.
sturschaedel 27
Or she is insecure and jealous and is repeatedly testing OP's dedication to her. I suggest talking to her. And if it turns out my suspicion is right, run. If it's one of the other options, decide if it's for you and go with it.
mrBearBear 11
OP is male. It does show it, on my app at least. Plus if OP was a girl with a friend that's a girl I don't see why a friend trying to set her up would be an issue unless she was a lesbian, which if that was the issue I'm sure OP would've noted that.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I just learned the term beard. Wow. Not sure who I missed that one.
yerawizardlizzy 27
how*
Lalala579121 28
25 - Pretty sure if she was trying to test OP's dedication she'd be setting him up with girls, not guys.
lexiieeex3 32
The app does show you the gender... OP is male.
LyricaSilvan 30
Apparently mine is broken, then, because mine isn't showing it.
mockeryofreason 12
It won't show one of the two sex symbols, just a little figure type thing in front of the name. if you see the figure in front of ops nick/name, you can compare it to the poster before you who has the female one. ( if you don't see these, idk man. just thought I'd throw it out there bc I can't remember what the desktop version uses lmao. )
GhostFox 34
iPhone Apps have silhouettes that vaguely resemble "male" and "female" shadows. People who don't mark one have no silhouette in the post. The desktop site uses the text color of the users name as an indication- blue is male, pink is female, grey is undeclared. The iPhone app uses a version of this by putting a circle in those colors around the user's icon- mine's grey for example, as I haven't marked a gender. As to the post- the GF could want to be the cuckolded/OP to "cheat," or cheat, on her, due to a kink.
FarFromHome_fml 17
Have you asked her about it? Are you actually a couple or just in your head? Does she think you're her gay best friend?
Moerighan 23
I think your gf is having fantasies of you with another guy. I hope you can talk to her about it and that it's not awkward for you.
ber4fun 23
You definitely need to have a talk with her about this to find out why.
jackblue 2
Yaoi.
poopehdoo 9
I second this notion.
mermaidkeels 26
Sounds to me like she thinks you're gay best friend rather than boyfriend...
tmj25789 23
You deserve it if you want to put up with that. If you don't like her acting that way then either: A. Talk to her B. Break up with her C. Quit bitching
AverageAvarice 23
Wow, I don't think you have enough info to be giving such judgmental advice.
tmj25789 23
No honestly I read it completely wrong and skipped the me and thought it said my girlfriend tried hooking up with a guy.
AverageAvarice 23
That makes way more sense.
Jdgreen429 13
Maybe you should show her you're more into her and stop acting like you'd be more into a man
Arashikage 18
Maybe you should stop acting like you have all the information of this story and stop making your own assumptions