1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ragsy
United States
Too little, too late
Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML
June
Flower Mound, United States
Windy Williams
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Heavy
Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Jopes
United States
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
treehouse
Today, my family and I were going to start moving into our old house, and the large two hundred year old tree decided to move in too... through the roof. FML
Jaybird1587
United States
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
trees
Waupaca, United States
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
B-Man
Canada
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Top comments
Monado 0
The tree just wanted revenge for your wooden house.
NonExistance 0
Talk about a rude awakening. Sucks lmfao
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Comments (63)
22jrdn55 15
first!! lmao sorry but its fun! FYL
HahaYDI 0
Congrats
youaresofucked 0
and you live in TeXas>? the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has Begun! Umm, again!
MelanieBerrigan 0
dang that sucks fyl
cureemu 3
thats happened before. yesteeday, actually
NonExistance 0
Talk about a rude awakening. Sucks lmfao
shopping456xoxo 0
I don't believe that...
22jrdn55 15
it actually happened to me once but the tree fell cause of a thunderstorm! so might now be fake
Notsobadboy 0
definately fake, you think you would have more important things to do then wollow in your sorrow on fml, if your house got trashed by a tree, and who cuts down a branch thats over top of some1 elses house, ffaakkee
Kervik 0
If he's called construction workers, then what else can he do? If he does not know who had the chainsaw when the tree was cut, what are the chances he is going to knock on their door/phone the police, etc.? It's not as if he has much else to do, and he may just spend quite a while on the computer, on regular basis, which would not make it out of the norm. typing up an FML for this website. To the original poster: didn't believe it at first, if I am going to believe it - fix your reputation. ;)
Monado 0
The tree just wanted revenge for your wooden house.
Poky_fml 3
Oh god, these mass FMLs rarely make me laugh anymore, but thanks to you. :)))
derrickddiazz 0
MORNING WOOD
KZN02 18
On the bright side, at least it wasn't some murderer of some sort.
shopping456xoxo 0
Oh Ok.
fanstasia 5
Yikes! Hope you have insurance. On the bright side, you have that new skylight you have always wanted. :)
Batsumoto 4
lol
lordmoe 0
you dont need insurance if someone was cutting down the tree, thats what the chainsaw sound would imply . You could just sue them and get more than insurance would get
Tsumetai_fml 0
wow whoever was cutting down trees is a idiot hope they pay for the damages when you cut a tree down you usually try to caculate where it walls
kiter147 2
ahaha thats funny but it sucks to be your house
tcnorden 0
WOW