bonsai_girl
Split, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML
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igg125 30
Nice of them to let you finish.
gunzerker 8
atleast they didn't kick in your door thinking he was assaulting you.
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gunzerker 8
atleast they didn't kick in your door thinking he was assaulting you.
DFMLharsh 20
"...they barged in on us thinking he was assaulting me" would've made for a rather better fml.
abNormal62 23
Maybe more effort on the part of the boyfriend was warranted in order to cause concern! First officer to the second, should we come back? I think I hear snoring, maybe they are sleeping?
cari_cat 19
#1 did that happen to you?
gunzerker 8
No it hasn't happened yet but it was the first thing I thought of when I read the fml.
idxntgiveafxck 17
They were enjoying your moans
ScarredVox92 16
Despite the down votes, this is probably the truth.
idxntgiveafxck 17
I know right!
SadLittleTurtle 11
This makes no sense. She says it, a bunch of thumbs down. He says it in a different way, thumbs up for him.
idxntgiveafxck 17
Ignorant ass people smh, thank you for noticing that!
Cringey 18
I smell feminist
igg125 30
Nice of them to let you finish.
tdawg91 17
Yeah I thought that was very polite of them
sonasonic 34
How thoughtful of them! Not barging down doors, shooting guns and whatnot....
chosha_fml 27
And then somehow made it known that they had...
abNormal62 23
They waited patiently for thirty minutes while you were both clearly taking care of business?Would be interested in seeing their notes for that time period!
daddysgirl243 21
definitely could have been alot worse
Michael903 18
polite police?
thejonac 21
aliteration on fleek
invadermaythe1st 35
#12 Dafuk
DFMLharsh 20
#16 Alliteration Is a stylistic literary device identified by the repeated sound of the first consonant in a series of multiple words, or the repetition of the same sounds or of the same kinds of sounds at the beginning of words or in stressed syllables of a phrase. So yeah.
sdroze1389 31
You can spell as well.
HarrisonX 25
I think #12 said dafuk because she was referring to the girl in the vine that said her eyes are on fleek dafuk.
HarrisonX 25
I meant #16 not #12 oops
cocoshake 16
lol
clairesucks 37
It seems like your ex neighbour wasn't the only thing they were looking for
VosCode 6
gigitty
nityasomaiya 46
He probably had a deprived sex life.
elusiveshame 22
Said the 16 year old...
sonasonic 34
You'll never know #42..... She might be a he...
more4me 27
that was considerate of them to wait !
earljonez 22
They didn't wanna **** block you