Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
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Top comments
kiran_fml 5
Maybe you should lay off the skinny jeans
TheDrifter 24
10 lbs lighter and your pants are still too small? I shudder at the mental image of the muffin top you used to sport.
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kiran_fml 5
Maybe you should lay off the skinny jeans
HighGTurn 12
Ikr??
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Maybe you should lay off the big macs.
thelastavailable 13
But if she lays of the skinny jeans she might start wearing jeggings...
NuTrees 9
Modesty would have prevented The embarrassment
X_Codes 11
@46: Also, people don't look any different +/- 10 lbs. Lose 50 lbs and brag about that.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Liar liar pants... Without buttons?
MerrikBarbarian 9
Up to 5 lbs of "weight loss" or "gain" can be accounted for based on the amount of fluid and fecal matter in your body. 10 lbs can be a noticeable loss... But only if you are under 100lbs
blackheart24 10
I hate when people who aren't skinny wear skinny jeans... There is a reason why they are called SKINNY JEANS!
MissHayleyJames 7
You don't have to be a size 2 to look good in skinny jeans. Depending on what you wear with them big girls look just gone. I'm a size 16 and have one pair that look great on me with the right top. They also have to fit you right. Not all skinny jeans fit all people but some look fine.
bekah1993 5
They are called "skinny jeans" because they are tight and skinny the whole way down your leg. Stop being a bitch just because you can't fit into them.
thats_my_job 11
I wear skinny jeans. I didn't even know they came in my size.
blackheart24 10
75- All I'm saying is fat people who wear clothes that are 2 sizes too small need to buy bigger clothes. Also, I wear skinny jeans and they fit fine :) So stick that in your juice box and suck it.
auriane_fml 19
Does that mean that skinny people can wear clothes that are two sizes to small? I don't see why you are bashing on the OP. It never said anywhere that she was wearing clothes that were to small or that she was fat. She could have been weighing 75 kilo and lost 5 kilo. There could have also been another reason why the button fell off. I wear clothes my size and i'm not fat, but I have lost a button on my pants before. It happens. Stop being such a bitch. I do have to say that your username fits you perfectly.
blackheart24 10
You mad bro? If it makes you feel better, people should just wear the clothes that fit them, okay? Feel better now? And thank you :) that's why I picked it. I apologize. Clearly I have offended you.
murdersquirrel 15
Let me get this straight. You're a dude that wears skinny jeans bashing 'fat' chicks that wear skinny jeans? You know you come off as a snotty 15 year old girl with that comment, right? And that you're actually kind of a hipster trendfuck wearing women's jeans? Wear what you want but think about adjusting your attitude a little.
blackheart24 10
Who are you my mom? You know you come off as a self righteous bitch right? If you don't like attitude get off the ******* Internet.
DsDude 5
Hahah 104 shut the **** up newfag. By the way good job giving yourself so many labels in your biography. I couldn't help but laugh my ******* ass off at your shitty stream of thought typed out for the world to see.
blackheart24 10
Get bigger pants.
biggmike 6
It all happens to the best of us?....... FYL.
therealslim 15
No it doesn't
JoeSaysSsso 2
Biggmike, just because you're fat doesn't mean that the "best of us" are.
thats_my_job 11
I'd rather be with someone overweight then an ass. A lot of "Bigmike's" aren't actually fat. I am hoping that Bigmike is in fact almost 7 feet and hunts you down to throttle you. Just saying my opinion.
Ecklcakes 15
89 - or a midget ninja called Jiro and it's just an ironic nickname. But still the hunt down and throttle - just more...ninja-like.
thats_my_job 11
Very true, ninja moves are terrifying. Deep breaths, I'm safe. *Looks around* whew!
challan 19
You'll shoot your eye out, kid! ;) Well, congrats anyway OP! Keep up the good work.
challan 19
Too far from the holiday for a Christmas story reference? It's a classic people! Lol
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Hey! You're from Lancaster. I'm pretty close to you, ever heard of Juniata county?
jagsville 8
Nope
challan 19
Yes! I've been to Tuscarora many times!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I think we have about as many Amish as you do lol.
challan 19
Most of my neighbors are Amish. Party animals! ;) Oh btw I love that you're a moon walking cowboy! I might steal that...
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I'll give you permission. But only you, feel special haha. But up here they're a little spaced out compared to Lancaster. That place is like a half city half country haha.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
But if you're ever up here partying I'll warn ya, we get a bit rowdy haha.
MerrikBarbarian 9
I got it lol. Admitted I seriously debated getting a friend a real red rider bb as a joke when they had them on sale earlier. :p And I'm up in Canada but I have Amish for neighbors too. Small world! :)
challan 19
Haha! That would have been the best present ever! I would wear the biggest pair of safety googles, elbow and knee pads and gone to the shooting range to look at people's reactions!
challan 19
Well, then you should invite me to a party then my new friend!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
It is Friday isn't it? Haha if you wanna make the hour and a half hike up here we'll totally have big ol' Juniata party for ya.
challan 19
Bonfire tonight, but there's always next weekend! I'm down! Hmu :)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That is exactly what's going on tonight up here lol. But how am I supposed to do that? Haha fml isn't known for communicating.
challan 19
I will post my number on my profile for 30 seconds so you better be quick! Lol
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Totally missed it..lol.
challan 19
You totally want me to get 50000000 dick pics from FML stalkers lol Ok 10 more seconds
emba_fml 13
why don't you just ******* message each other?
challan 19
No messages on iPhone app but thx for fantastic idea douche waffle!
SelfInfliktd 3
Ha! At least it wasn't one of the buttons on the bunny suit!
TheDrifter 24
10 lbs lighter and your pants are still too small? I shudder at the mental image of the muffin top you used to sport.
catatonicsleep 17
maybe they bought new jeans but hadn't quite lost the clothes size they thought they had....
iheartstewie7 5
No, because if OP had just bought new jeans after losing weight, then they wouldn't be "big" on her. Unless she didn't try them on in the fitting room. In that case, YDI, OP!
scenechic 5
*claps* nice job.
TheSuperSpicer 6
Maybe its time to buy bigger pants? Congrats anyways :D
RadiationNeon 5
Ladies, you're all pretty to me. Fat, thin, short, tall I love you all.
MissHayleyJames 7
Thank you! We need more guys like you!
SkoomaKi 28
12 - If you want boys like that, check the friend-zone - you'll find lots...
notsorandomguy 18
Check the foreveralones. You'll find even more.
MissHayleyJames 7
Obviously there are some unfortunate looking women out there, but weight has nothing to do with it unless they're 300+ lbs. You can still be fat and beautiful, but when you get into the super morbidly obese range it's not so much.
thelastavailable 13
RadiationNeon is probably aware that when he says that he will suddenly become irresistible to all members of the female sex and will thus be able to take his pick. It's reverse psychology at it's best.
NoisyNykkii 10
16- How much more right can you be?
MerrikBarbarian 9
Check the geeks and nerds too. Or keep ignoring them and I'll keep my man harem. Remember geeks like learning, so if you can deal with a little social awkwardness... They can be dynamite in bed. Just sayin ;)
MissHayleyJames 7
Well if they were cheap pants that'll happen eventually. Either that or the zipper will break. No worries OP. Be proud anyway.
sportcrazychick4 7
I hate buying jeans because of that reason!!!
MissHayleyJames 7
I had a couple pairs for Walmart to wear as my work jeans so I wouldn't care if they got messed up. I got 3 pairs and the zippers broke on 2 of them. I finally just had to give in and buy more expensive jeans. Not fun if they get ruined.
iseyixes 18
Lol I got an image of a cartoon where the button flies everywhere breaking things....
SkoomaKi 28
Karma's a bitch, bitch.