Today, after months of hurtful and derogatory remarks from matches, I had to add the line "Not trans, just ugly." to my Tinder bio. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I’m so ugly, I had to pay for more likes on Tinder because I ran out of them. FML
Today, a Tinder guy asked me if I had a full-body picture since I only have headshots. Being ashamed of my body, I told him my rear camera was broken, so only the front-facing camera worked. He asked me if I could see my toes when I looked down. Without thinking, I looked down and said, "No." He unmatched me. FML
Today, I was told that because I have an anime profile picture, I’m obviously extremely ugly in real life. I’m not ugly, I’m trans. FML
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Today, my Tinder date took one look at me and left, because, "the camera" made me "look thick" and he, "can’t date a skinny bitch." FML
Today, my latest date told me to lose his number and never contact him again all because I have "pronouns" in my Instagram bio. FML
Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, a girl I met on Tinder described herself as curvy and sent me pictures. We agreed to meet and let me say… those pictures were at least 10 years and 15 stone ago. She was no longer curvy or even just overweight, she was grossly obese. I could smell the unwashed skin under her fat rolls. FML
Today, someone misread some details of my dating profile on an app and thought I was subtly indicating that I'm a prostitute. In fact, I'm a shy 33-year-old virgin who's never been kissed and has obviously been failing at using dating apps and websites for years. I guess now I know one thing I did wrong. FML
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Top comments
Allie614032 34
Maybe find a better dating site? Like one you have to pay for? At least on there you know people aren't just looking for ***** and giggles.
skippydoda 32
Perhaps just give up Tinder?
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skippydoda 32
Perhaps just give up Tinder?
Allie614032 34
Maybe find a better dating site? Like one you have to pay for? At least on there you know people aren't just looking for ***** and giggles.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Not necessarily....
real life problems 26
Your problem isnt resembling a trans or "being ugly", your problem is looking on Tinder.
RichardPencil 32
Lots of us aren’t Tinder material. If you had to judge me based on a glimpse of a pic, you’d swipe me the rejection direction every time. It takes weeks or months of getting to know my scintillating personality to become interested. Chin up, or chins, as the case may be.
real life problems 26
Chins 🤣
Zane Benedict 3
trans doesnt equal ugly
Professional_Ars 11
agreed. a lot of people seem hateful enough to assume all trans people are ugly
Allie614032 34
I don't think that's the issue with this girl. I think it's just that she looks masculine, so people assume she used to be male. When she says she's ugly, that's not assuming trans people are ugly, but that she is not pretty or feminine.
PenguinPal3017 19
Why would people match with you just to be rude?
T1A2Z3 35
That's something we're all still trying to work out. OP, if it's too much yes just delete the app. But there's some great people on there if you just keep looking.
Matt Much 12
Sounds like you have never tried online dating. The most common result is being ignored, followed by rude messages. On the rare cases you do get a conversation going it either fizzles out or you get ghosted when it's time to meet.
Quasita 26
Dudes on Tinder often swipe right on every single female and only actually look at who it is when they get a notification that they get a match, aka someone that thought they were cute... More than one dude, both guys being rude to me and my dude friends, admitted this tactic to me. I'm so glad I'm not on market anymore lol
Matt Much 12
You are far better off meeting someone offline. I tried Tinder, Zoosk, POF, okcupid and Match. Pay sites aren't any better. If you don't have super model looks, a graduate degree, and superior writing skills you are just wasting time.
Charlie Given 28
As my grandma used to say looks don't mean shit a good personality is more important because looks can change in a instant and will fade with age but a good personality stays forever 🤔☺️
blondie45 21
Get a makeover, it’s amazing what a difference a new hairstyle and well applied makeup can make. Get off Tinder. And join some real life clubs or a church or charity group so that you can meet like minded people in a safe real environment! Good luck x
avertle 9
Well I’ve been blocked by at least 10 girls for being ugly. So I feel ya