Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
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Top comments
tehman117 21
If your girlfriend would dump you over that I'd say "good riddance
Pink185054 16
1.Get a restraining order on the crazy ex-girlfriend 2.Find a new gf that trusts you 3.Good Luck
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Comments (87)
IamHercules 24
When it comes to girlfriends and EX's you are guilty until proven innocent. FYL
sophiehelen 32
Over a smiley face? That's a joke. His most recent ex has issues and he's well rid of her
Kitty_Kat44 31
she must have had major trust issues.
FemskyD 26
Sounds like you have a baddd taste in gf's. Probably better off without both of them!
Lylliaah 15
wow you can pick em
willyjac 17
We coulda been something, but you are one crazy ass BITCH! - Chris Tucker
redstone7693 29
if your gf would break up with you over that shit then **** her, all she did was jump to conclusions
kaitiekief 12
Ever think maybe she was cheated on in a previous relationship, and didn't want to go through the pain again? Getting cheated on by someone you thought was loyal and faithful to you makes you like that.
mt631 18
She still has no reason to believe OP cheated and even if she was cheated on in the past, it isn't OP's fault. She should trust him unless he proves he isn't trustworthy.
laden_swallow09 35
Again, 34, jumping to conclusions. If you're going to look for every trivial thing in your current significant other to excuse yourself for immediately accusing him of cheating, then make a big deal over nothing, you are going to be alone for the rest of your life. Not just single, alone. Hit a nerve?
demonfacee 14
Looks like it's time for a retraining order, and find a better girlfriend.
PennyLane27 32
He needs "retrained" on how to choose a girlfriend! But a reStraining order would be great for the ex!
McNikk 15
Your new ex is crazy too. Stop dating crazy people.
LostInTheZone11 29
Get a Restraining Order and maybe a gun license. Better have and hopefully not need than need and not have.
ZannityZan 13
Dammit, I accidentally clicked YDI - you really didn't, though! That's a crazy situation! Your girlfriend is mad for jumping to conclusions like that. And your ex sounds really creepy... definitely get a restraining order against her. Good luck, OP!