Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Snoopy
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
I can fix him
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Dumbass move
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
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tehman117 21
If your girlfriend would dump you over that I'd say "good riddance
Pink185054 16
1.Get a restraining order on the crazy ex-girlfriend 2.Find a new gf that trusts you 3.Good Luck
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hayeska24 5
At least you're consistently attracted to bad women.
milehigh52 22
sounds like you got a bad record with women. Why are your exes crazy? A little advice is you need to pick em better.
Tsukiyomi 16
Some girls are dumbasses Your girlfriend should consider a lobotomy via soup spoon at this point
Overreactive 16
She wasn't worth it if she cant trust you.
ASadisticPanda 4
get a shovel, write :) on it and start beating your ex to death with it
PEN7 15
Maybe the crazy ex told her that u were dating her and threatened her if she stayed with u..
Candied_person 13
I sense a casket of someone in the near future
fantasyworld 39
Your newest ex is crazy.