Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
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Top comments
tehman117 21
If your girlfriend would dump you over that I'd say "good riddance
Pink185054 16
1.Get a restraining order on the crazy ex-girlfriend 2.Find a new gf that trusts you 3.Good Luck
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Comments (87)
laden_swallow09 35
Destroy her.
vikky538 29
There is no way this ":)" seems like "69"...why would your ex think you slept with your Exex...
lRain 6
I think your gf was crazier than your ex for dumping you over something so uncertain. As a woman, I will never understand some women. :/
clickme 17
Bitches be crazy bro. Yet life goes on
davincidasecond 24
You have a crazy ex, and your then-current gf dumped you over a smiley face ... I hope you see some sort of pattern here op. Regardless, FYL.
megadki14 6
both of them are crazy.
buddysboy9 11
Devious! There must have been months of planning behind this move
ligerzero459 24
You're obviously better off without your most recent ex. If she's willing to dump you without speaking with you, she wasn't mature enough for a serious relationship anyway
jdizz16 16
Would you like to play a game, OP?
itcomesinthrees 10
Well, on the positive side she sounds like the dumb and suspicious type so maybe you are better off? My husband has a crazy ex and she used to do similar things when he and I started dating, although she took it a step further and left weird cryptic letters in my mailbox.