Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Bad doggo!
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Traumatic
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Who's a good boy? Not you.
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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22cute 17
A dog eat dog world, eh?
HoboSmeller 6
a weird form of recycling....
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TheFamilyElf 17
I feel bad for your dog! He thought he'd found a tasty snack but now he's just a cannibal!
sajupt 17
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YDI for having a dog in the first place!!! Disgusting!!!
LSS_fml 18
Someone had a sad childhood... Dogs are the best!
Branflakes78 13
Im not a dog person but what are you talking about, people can have dogs if they want! just shut up
PurpleCabbage 1
Disgusting? Oh well then I'm just plain gross because I have four. You do know there are other cultures that accept dogs as pets, right? Stop being an asshat.
wittygirl 8
That is on a new level of disgusting. Speaking on the topic of dogs, I got a new dog we crate him at night cause he likes to piss in the house when we sleep. Now, when we try to sleep at night he howls, bum rushes his crate, and digs at the door.... All night. Were at the breaking point of re-releasing him back on the street. Does anyone have a suggestion that works...
t765234 10
Don't adopt random dogs off the street?
challan 19
First of all, limit his water intake. Only give him water when he eats until he is completely trained. Feed him dinner at 6 at the latest, and put him outside 45 minutes after he eats to use the bathroom. Put him out again before you go to bed to completely empty his bladder. You should give a treat every time he goes in the crate, and put the crate where he can still see you. (in your bedroom) he might have cage anxiety. Oh and don't just let him loose on the street if you decide to get rid of him! But try to work with him! He loves you.
Metteris 0
Wtf, I hope you're joking about "re-releasing" him into the street. Doesn't sound like you care much about your dog. Why don't you just train him with love and care and teach him not to pee in the house at night like Challan said :). I've had several dogs and never had that problem, only when they were small puppies of course. Anyway, how would you like to be locked up alone in a small cage every night?!
wlddog 14
Not every dog is an indoor pet. You may need to put a fence in the backyard and let the kids play with it outside. This is obviously your first dog. Not all dogs should be given free access to a bowl full of water. Putting water in their food and letting it soak is a great way to regulate how much they drink. It is also very good for their stomach to eat dog food that is at least partly expanded. Have heard situations where dogs guts exploded because their owner fed them too much and the dog started to drink. If you can't solve your dogs problem, look for some local dog training clubs. People that train dogs are better prepared to advice you than random people off FML.
rubberduckie94 13
Let the dog sleep In the room with a family member. Sheets can be washed, floors vacuumed and swept, and people can shower in the morning if need be. Your dog will be sleeping through the night before you know it. Don't turn it out. Dogs get dropped at my house all the time by thoughtless owners who have grown tired of them. It is getting hard to find good homes for them as I have all I can afford to take care of properly.
wittygirl 8
Guys were talking about a midget Maltese dog. A sister picked him up off the street and got him to a vet. Her place doesn't allow animals, so we took him in to prevent a shelter that most likely kill him. And he's got separation anxiety bad. Thank you #40 and # 55 for giving me some actual advice and not talking shit I appreciate it. And I'll try what you suggest.
rubberduckie94 13
And because it is a midget Maltese that makes it ok to turn it back loose on the streets. If you can't care for it at least have the decency to take it to the shelter, please. Dogs turn up at my house in the country with wounds and starved to death because of being "turned loose".
rubberduckie94 13
*half starved
fuckmebutdontfml 16
I have a 6 month old shih-tzu she's a real hand full but #40s advice is really good...you could also maybe try what I did to potty train her, since I've had to change her "bathroom" 3 times and it obviously got confusing for her and since most tiny dog breeds don't respond well to punishment but they do respond to encouragement...I started to put her in a kennel, in my room where she could see me, she could only come out to eat and go to the bathroom outside, after 2days she got it and know goes outside...hope this helps, don't give up on your doggy, they are really sweet creatures and take a lot less to learn than we do. p.s. if training her to go outside, take her out a couple times a day if its in doors message me, my puppy is also trained for indoors :)
Amanda12321a94 0
I've owned dogs all of my life & it sounds like this is a common problem. You have to crate train them. First off, you say that you have a small dog. How big is the crate it's in. Dogs like crates that aren't oversized for their size so they feel comfort & safe. Second of all, take a washcloth or a towel that you don't care much for & rub it on your arm to put your sent on it so the puppy can still smell you when it's in it's crate alone at night. Also have a toy or two and a bed so the puppy is comfortable. When crate training a dog, you have to teach it that it has to be quiet in it. When we got my most recent dog at six weeks old, it took we about a week to become crate trained. During the day when your not playing with them & at nights, put them in the crate & leave them in there. They'll make tons of noise & yelp a lot but eventually they'll give up with it & realize that whining & scratching wont get them out. (trust me on this, I've had my fair share of dogs). Once they've quit yelping & stuff, reward them. Give her a treat, play with them, etc. I also agree with feeding them at 6 at the latest, I don't, however, agree with the limited amount of water. During the day if you keep the dog in the crate, take them outside to potty every 2-3 hours. Before you go to bed, TAKE HER OUTSIDE & MAKE SURE SHE GOES POTTY & as soon as you get back inside put her straight in the crate so she has an empty bladder. As soon as you wake up in the mornings, take her back outside to potty again. Crate training a dog will benefit it in the long run, like when you go on vacation & you board your dog, they'll already be crate trained. It's just helping the dog out in the long run. Whatever you do, DO NOT put it back out on the streets, it's just like taking care of a baby, you wouldn't drop a baby off on the streets. If you really don't want her, give her away to a good home or an animal shelter where she can be adopted. Smaller dogs have less chance on the streets then big dogs. Sorry for witting so much, but I'm an animal lover & hope you decide to keep her.
friedbunnies 9
Dogception
mmmcoopers 13
Epic.
Angelastic_fml 18
Or if they were curs, reCursion.
nukacolarola 4
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha my favourite so far.
MsMeiriona 2
I know I shouldn't have laughed at this. But oh gods the image.
KeepTalking 6
That is disturbing!
yukiko33 5
Your old dog will always be with you through your new dog... In a very sick way
saidin 1
Bahahahahahahahahaha i can't stop laughing at that image
FalconWhitaker 20
Wow. I mean... wow. That's sick and yet also absolutely hilarious. FYL indeed.