jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Kate
Exton, United States
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Anonymous
Austria
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Fmycatslife
United States
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Vicky
Australia
Bad doggo!
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Anonymous
Traumatic
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
mista hunna
Baltimore, United States
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Who's a good boy? Not you.
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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22cute 17
A dog eat dog world, eh?
HoboSmeller 6
a weird form of recycling....
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Comments (177)
MetallicaRules19 4
Such a boss, proving how much of a champion he will be compared to his predecessor.
pbonham 22
OMG!!! My dog did the exact same thing except he dug up my bird :/
Patts_fml 4
The fact that it's a dog digging up another dog is what makes this FML sick. A bird is not nearly as bad.
Selenzr 2
14 - If your dog did the "exact same thing" that means that it dug up your old dog's bones. You can't say, "except he dug up my bird." That completely contradicts your earlier statement.
pbonham 22
126- I think you should shutup
ClosetTroll 10
He was paying his last respects.
Epsilonyx 15
More like PREYING...hehehe..heheh..heh...like...ya' know...prey..
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Just makin' sure he's dead
br0ccoli 15
In this economy, it's good to have a dog that's resourceful.
kzxvazure 0
oh god...
Ruffclue 9
I m wondering how did ur new dog found the bones of ur old dog?
egoldst22 5
Smell....
wlddog 14
I was gonna go a dif direction 36. He used his mofia connections to gain the information on the typical locations of discarded bodies. That dog used to threaten his family and now that he is chewing his skull he will gain his enemies power. There can be only one. This method of power transfer is better than highlander because it takes longer to consume their power. Its more natural.
Ruffclue 9
I am assuming 37 and 49 both have dogs.
a_purple_orange 4
27*
katcot99 11
Dogs dif
wlddog 14
German Shepard. And it's trained in tracking, obedience, and protection. Heavy on the tracking and protection.
llamafish 25
Oh look, thread-jackers.
LoveMay 10
I just threw up a little…
Lifes_a_bust 0
It's a dog eat dog world.
Lifes_a_bust 0
Did not see that previous comment. I apologize.
smartypants9 15
Yeah, little too late on that one.